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happy wednesday, everybody. so don t look now. d but the metoono movement is bace but this time, what s being attacked isn t womenme. nu it s academic integrity. and once again, we look to harvardegrity that devry of e east. they don t know who to pariahs. trust me, that joke worked in the meeting. jerry in charleston, the chief diversity officer atust me univ. has just beent accused of roughlybe 40 instancs of plagiarism in her ph.d. dissertation. a si add in this single academicng paper she in her career, therere would be more accusations of plagiarism. but she was too lazy to write more than one fake paper. which begs the question, who was the last persos too n te an original idea at harvard? john adams . hn adams al gore. barack obama. you know, barack must sweating right now. not for plagiarism. he just ate a really dog. swe oh, good. now, charleston s husband is also a professor and according to the reports, her one publication even ripped ofr onf research that he
primetime tonight. i am terrified about what could possibly happen because our leaders matter. if joe can t go, michellee is ready. a gapingmi holes nearly americans out of planes and the judge jumper back in court. timg brian, time goes behind the bench, goes to jail. plusoe, johnny at the golden globes. can you hit me with political questions? right up with the red carpet . the black church has beenn a cauldron of change in american culture for over a century. from frederick douglass, who spent his early days preachinderick dg about the abon of slavery to martin luther king jr. f who sermons paved the way for the civil rights movement. h it was the black church that galvanized racial progress in thi ms country, and it washe the democratic party that turned the black church into a campaign stop. and no one received a warmer a welcome than bill clinton. mr. president, these are your people. give them a great big head. the the president of the united states, if you
to today. we begin with 0,000-foa sixty ts foot in the sky balloon that s flying over the continentale. wa us somewhere where at this momentt this we re not exactly sure. it is a massive chinese spy balloon the size of, say,, hove three school buses.rir iout has been hovering overml our country for days. and why hasn td we our governmee told we, the people about this ,the self-proclaimed most transparent administration itras history? china says it s a weather balloon. i don t believe anyone here believe them can say it louder.l now. all right. they re saying accidentally that he s flying over america s critical military infrastructure. now it sy happening in multiple states . a lying communist spokesperson nameisd mao told us to calm dow, quote, any deliberateside speculation or hyping uperin will not help the chinese side n is gathering the facts and hopes all sides will handle this matter matter in a coolhes manner. how about we don t need lectures from the communist