6y: YESTERDAY I WAS PLAYING ROBLOX AND AsKateWouldHaveIt (@KateWouldHaveIt) August 22, 2017
Please refer to the syllabus for today s lesson in Middle Grade Mondays, I m going to need you to download the supplementary materials of Roblox and Fortnite s Party Hub Kwame “Big Denim” Mbalia (@KSekouM) May 4, 2020
Whenever I want quiet time, I ask my kid how to Minecraft a Pikachu in Roblox. Marl (@Marlebean) May 26, 2020
No one:
My kid: “Let me give you a 43-minute tour of my Roblox house, starting with my rainbow-themed kitchen.” Stephanie Ortiz (@Six Pack Mom) May 31, 2020
I’m staying 6 feet away from my kids. I’m not social distancing, I just need a break from Roblox stories. Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) May 28, 2020
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7: Mommy, if there are elves that wrap the presents, and that s their ONLY job, why aren t they better at it? Our elves are so bad at wrapping!
Me: mumbling Maybe they re tired from all the other bullsh-
Husband: BECAUSE THEIR HANDS ARE SO SMALL! MAKES IT HARDER!
4 said she didn’t want to eat her broccoli and I said I didn’t want her to wake me up every night for the last 4 years but here we are MumInBits (@MumInBits) December 15, 2020