novelist and literary critic walter kirn. [applause] she is so southern she sleeps in a deep fryer. cohost of the bottom line launches january 23rd. dagen mcdowell. [applause] she is the girl of your dreams if you have a 104 fever. [laughs] fox news contributor kat timpf. [applause] and finally, the great barrier reef is his loofah, massive side kick in the world heavyweight champion, tyrus. [cheers and applause] all right before we get to some new stories that are all the document scandal it s time for this. greg s leftovers. greg: i love this. where i read the joke so we didn t use this week and as always is my first time reading them so that they aren t funny don t blame me i checked out months ago. here we go. convicted sex trafficker is teaching etiquette classes to fellow inmates. that is not even the punch line. lessons includes table manners, formal greetings and folded bedsheets with the neck. also among our top rules it s never polite to ask a teenager how o
lamp broke on its own. maybe the dog did it you just don t want to face the consequences, as a kid you can kind of get away with it but as an adult you need to take the heat. sorry, i ruined your lives and crammed 11 cookies into the vcr. jesse: but today we have a president who can t own up to anything. and no matter how many times he blows it, nobody ever pays a price. gas prices keep breaking records. that s putin s fault. there s no baby formula, come on, man. he s not a mind reader. they botched afghanistan. we left hundreds behind enemy lines. marines died, billions of weapons left there. but no one in the administration was fired. blinken, austin, millie, they are all still there. jerome powell flooded our economy with funny money, missed inflation. did biden cut him loose? no. he rehired him as fed chair. the administration didn t see delta or omicron waves coming, was short on testing. fauci is still hanging around. is the doctor still in quarantine by the way? c
evil. this plot to kill him had been going back months. months. there was a seethiing hatred. it was a game. everyone else was just collateral damage. it just destroyed my heart. i m angry now, and i was never a very angry person. hello, and welcome to dateline. in the eyes of his daughter, randy baker could do no wrong. he was her rock and a mentor for countless others. randy dedicated himself to a deeply personal mission counseling others to overcome addiction. it was a battle he, too, waged as a young man, so when randy was found dead, investigators wondered, did someone from his past put an end to his future, or was there trouble closer to home? here is keith morrison with the secret keepers. it was a warm colorado morning on the right side of summer. the road beneath his wheels, the vast blue canopy above, renewed possibilities in his heart. randy baker recovering heart patient cruised through the sun to the job he loved, better now back to sweet routin
office? an historic apology. pope francis humbly begs for forgiveness in canada. why some say it s too little, too late. global health emergency. frustration growth of grows as monkeypox cases increase across the united states. when will more vaccines arrive? rent prices on the riles. more americans are being forced from their homes. we ll speak to one woman who says it s cheaper to live in a hotel. whale of a story. spectacular video of a fishing boat getting walloped. and a cancer patient takes a risk. find out how one woman s honesty and bravery changed her life and inspired aer. this is the cbs evening this is the cbs evening news with norah o donnell, reporting from the nation s capital. garrett: good evening, everyone. thank you for joining us. tonight, record high temperatures across the country are fueling wildfires in 15 states, the largest in northern california, with smoke now visible from the international space station. the oak fire exploded ov
the incoming white house press secretary calling all of us racist, roll it. fox news was racist before coronavirus, they are racist turning, they will be racist after the coronavirus, there is nothing new here. greg: so true. this should upset me, what that i ever do to her? other than oppress her by my very existence because i m a middle-aged white guy middle aged. we ve never even met, i don t know where she lives unlike the supreme court justices. i m mowing fred kavanaugh s lawn on saturday. he pays me in beer. once she becomes press secretary and is asked if she still thinks fox news is racist, will she have an answer ready? will it be an honest one like that was just tv, or will she dance around it like lismore and does at a bonfire to celebrate the end of winter. let s take a look at a past democratic debate featuring joe when he still had a working brain and control of his. and is now vice president before hiding like a serial killer on a run. it was hurtfu