Wit protection program. This is the the colbert report. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen thank you for joining us audience chanting Stephen Stephen welcome to the report, everybody. Thank you so much for joining us audience chanting cheers and applause stephen nation, its been three weeks since Vladimir Putin annexed crimea and president obama still refuses to intervene. We have got to invade before putins slave army vanquishes all of europe on his way to westoros. Full disclosure i may have been flipping between fox news and game of thrones the other night, but i still say, putin has dragons laughter its believable. Now, you may say, stephen, americans have no vested interest here because, according to a New Washington post poll, only one out of six americans can find ukraine on a map, although two found waldo. But the same exact poll found the less americans know about ukraines location, the more they want the u. S. To