Good time come on, come on everyone together summer feels fit forever come on, come on everyone together its a late show with stephen colbert. Tonight sicko de mayo. Plus, stephen welcomes stephen king and musical guest sheryl crow featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its stephen colbert. Stephen oh, hi and welcome to a late show. Im your host, stephen colbert. Happy Cinco De Mayo to all of our mexican, mexicanamerican, and mexicurious viewers. I just want to say, have a wonderful day, in spanish. Cinco de mayo is really handy this year, because its the first time ive been sure of the date in two months. Thanks to Cinco De Mayo, i know its the cinco of mayo. But this tweet i posted last Cinco De Mayo has not aged well happy Cinco De Mayo 2019 i cant wait to go to a crowded bar and get some corona in me oh, big news from the endangered world of listening to scientists, because we learnedts to wind down the Coronavirus Task force. No dont do t
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I got that. cheering applause thats amazing. What a shot. Start the show stephen we will in a second. Start the show sph this a long time and i think i know how to. Start the show. Then get to it, already stephen hey, its the guy who made the putt, david johnson. Look cheers and applause hey david first of all, congratulations. Thats really impressive. But, you know, you dont just start a show, you have to begin with topical, political humor. I could do it. Jokes about donald trump are a lot harder than making a putt. I can do both. Stephen okay, why dont you come up and show me . cheers and applause okay. Stephen david johnson, everybody cheers and applause laughter ill tell you what, lets make this more interesting. My friend mr. Lincoln says good luck. David johnson, everybody. drum roll cheers and applause . Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, mindy kaling gary owen musical guest sum 41. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now from the ed sullivan theate