Google home, stop. Apologies. Okay, im in. How do we do it . Im not sure. Google home, how do we murder . Heres information on how to murder. Playing murder by diana glory. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes Salma Hayek Pinault. Hasan minhaj. And musical guest feist. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. applause first of all, congratulations im going to start off tonights show because congratulationses are in order to george and amal clooney on the birth of their twins. Good for you, guys. applause so at 56, george is now officially a d. I. L. F. A dashing intensely liberal father. laughter also, i would have sex with him. Theres also slightly less Important News than that. Just a little bit less. Its a topsecret n. S. A. Report that de
I dont think the Intelligence Community gets the credit it is due for what is doing day in and day out to keep the nigs secure. The Intelligence Community set to brief donald trump on russian hacking. We have clear evidence over and over that there are people in the Intelligence Committee who have been politically redesigning what they say. Taxpayers may end up paying for Donald Trumps border wall. His Transition Team is considering asking congress to approve the funds. He will probably find a way of wiggling out of this. He said he was going to jail Hillary Clinton. Theres my car. Winter storms are burying parts of the east and west. Those roads will stay treacherous well into the weekend. Hit the gas. In chicago, hate crime charges were filed against four young suspects accused of kidnapping and beating a disabled man. We dont benefit from pretending racism doesnt exist. The fact that these things are surfaced means we can some them. Hey hem in parts of mexico following a 20 spike in
cheers and applause stephen hey how area you . cheers and applause . Jon i like that stephen whats going on . Please, have a seat, everybody. Youre too kind. Thanks. Welcome. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, stephen colbert. cheers and applause first of all, obviously, happy tuesday, everybody. cheers and applause tuesday crowd. Tuesday crowd. Jon taco tuesday. Stephen its the second dave spring . Today is the second day of spring. You know who has a bad case of the mondays this tuesday . The trump administration. Because, apparently, paranoia has seized the trump white house. Im surprised. I thought russia was going to seize it. Trump staffers, evidently, are so paranoid about the media, theyre staying mum in meetings out of concern that their comments could be leaked to the press by foes. I have some bad news. It didnt work, because your foes have leaked your mumstaying. And its not just the press. Not just the press theyre paranoid about. White house staff are also afraid tha
cheers and applause stephen hey how area you . cheers and applause . Jon i like that stephen whats going on . Please, have a seat, everybody. Youre too kind. Thanks. Welcome. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, stephen colbert. cheers and applause first of all, obviously, happy tuesday, everybody. cheers and applause tuesday crowd. Tuesday crowd. Jon taco tuesday. Stephen its the second dave spring . Today is the second day of spring. You know who has a bad case of the mondays this tuesday . The trump administration. Because, apparently, paranoia has seized the trump white house. Im surprised. I thought russia was going to seize it. Trump staffers, evidently, are so paranoid about the media, theyre staying mum in meetings out of concern that their comments could be leaked to the press by foes. I have some bad news. It didnt work, because your foes have leaked your mumstaying. And its not just the press. Not just the press theyre paranoid about. White house staff are also afraid tha
cheers and applause stephen hey how area you . cheers and applause . Jon i like that stephen whats going on . Please, have a seat, everybody. Youre too kind. Thanks. Welcome. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, stephen colbert. cheers and applause first of all, obviously, happy tuesday, everybody. cheers and applause tuesday crowd. Tuesday crowd. Jon taco tuesday. Stephen its the second dave spring . Today is the second day of spring. You know who has a bad case of the mondays this tuesday . The trump administration. Because, apparently, paranoia has seized the trump white house. Im surprised. I thought russia was going to seize it. Trump staffers, evidently, are so paranoid about the media, theyre staying mum in meetings out of concern that their comments could be leaked to the press by foes. I have some bad news. It didnt work, because your foes have leaked your mumstaying. And its not just the press. Not just the press theyre paranoid about. White house staff are also afraid tha