cheers and applause jon hey, hey stephen welcome to the show, everybody. Thanks so much for being here. Happy to have you. Im your host, stephen colbert. It is friday. Today marks 35 years of donald trump in office. laughter and no, im sorry, 35 days. It just feels like 35 years. And, of course,trump is in charge of our nuclear missiles, and if that does not scare you, perhaps this will. Yesterday, in an interview he said he wants to expand the u. S. Nuclear arsenal and make it top of the pack. laughter im not sure if he means top dog or leader of the pack. But either way, he is not the sharpest knife on the christmas tree. laughter cheers and applause but applause but its a terrifying prospect. After years of carefully decommissioning our nukes, obama won the nobel prize for that. applause trump wants to ramp up nuclear production. Its like the cold war all over again, but this time, everyones on russias side. laughter and he allowed so we know who the winner is. And he elaborated wit
cheers and applause jon hey, hey stephen welcome to the show, everybody. Thanks so much for being here. Happy to have you. Im your host, stephen colbert. It is friday. Today marks 35 years of donald trump in office. laughter and no, im sorry, 35 days. It just feels like 35 years. And, of course,trump is in charge of our nuclear missiles, and if that does not scare you, perhaps this will. Yesterday, in an interview he said he wants to expand the u. S. Nuclear arsenal and make it top of the pack. laughter im not sure if he means top dog or leader of the pack. But either way, he is not the sharpest knife on the christmas tree. laughter cheers and applause but applause but its a terrifying prospect. After years of carefully decommissioning our nukes, obama won the nobel prize for that. applause trump wants to ramp up nuclear production. Its like the cold war all over again, but this time, everyones on russias side. laughter and he allowed so we know who the winner is. And he elaborated wit
cheers and applause jon hey, hey stephen welcome to the show, everybody. Thanks so much for being here. Happy to have you. Im your host, stephen colbert. It is friday. Today marks 35 years of donald trump in office. laughter and no, im sorry, 35 days. It just feels like 35 years. And, of course,trump is in charge of our nuclear missiles, and if that does not scare you, perhaps this will. Yesterday, in an interview he said he wants to expand the u. S. Nuclear arsenal and make it top of the pack. laughter im not sure if he means top dog or leader of the pack. But either way, he is not the sharpest knife on the christmas tree. laughter cheers and applause but applause but its a terrifying prospect. After years of carefully decommissioning our nukes, obama won the nobel prize for that. applause trump wants to ramp up nuclear production. Its like the cold war all over again, but this time, everyones on russias side. laughter and he allowed so we know who the winner is. And he elaborated wit
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Clear. Lows in the lower 50s. South winds 5 to 15 mph. Saturday. Mostly cloudy. Highs around 70. South winds 10 to 20 mph. Saturday night. Cloudy. Light showers and thunderstorms likely through around midnight. Then chance of light showers and thunderstorms after midnight. Lows in the lower 60s. Southwest winds 10 to 20 mph. Chance of precipitation 60 percent. Sunday. Mostly cloudy with a 20 percent chance of light showers and thunderstorms. Highs around 70. West winds 5 to 10 mph shifting to the south in the afternoon. 3 roads are in great shape this morningthere will be a full freeway closure overnight of i94 eb at moorland rd. Through the zoo for deck work. Starting tonight at 10pm and lasting until sunday morning there will be an extended weekend closure of i41 us45 sb at watertown plank rd through the zoo interchange so crews can begin construction of the southbound to eastbound system ramp. By saturday the closure will be moved up to the zoo and drivers will be able to access i94