kermit. if you do get in a time machine and kill him, he was adorable and it will be very hard. the mustache is a dead give away though. you have to get out of there or you have a lot of splaining to do. back then you could do anything to babies you wanted to do. drop kick him out of the hospital. be done with it. i am glad i had the jello shots. they were necessary. bradley manning gets to have whatever time he served, three years i guess that is applied to his sentence. by the time he is done he will have a book deal and probably be pitching stories. even if it is eight years. eight years in jail. not enough. you are not going to be learning tennis at leavenworth. apparently he is a tortured soul. so be it. we are going to change subjects. from jerks to jobs are times
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away from grassroots democrats and gives more power to cuomo. now, that s not automatically bad for public policy. sure. but engineering backroom deals to undermine elected democrats is a pretty hard sell in a democratic primary. just ask joe lieberman. that s just a short list of highlights. this week harper collins announced it will publish a new book from our friend, andrew cuomo, in 2014, which has nothing to do with running for president. no. look, i m glad andrew cuomo is writing a memoir. and to quote desi ararnaz in i love lucy he has a lot of splaining to do. good afternoon. it s thursday may the 2nd. an nra convention kicks off. a canadian ponders the most powerful job in the world. and three friends sit in jail and think about some terrible choices. a busy day, indeed.
the party platform, before they were hastily put back in. on the positive side, they were well received speeches by the first lady, vice president and clinton who got a special shout out today. somebody e-mailed me after his speech and said you need to appoint him secretary of explaining stuff. that was pretty good. i like that. secretary of explaining stuff. splaining. now the point of the clinton speech was to show his approach to the economy was better than mitt romney s, but the danger in using clinton it also reminds voters now that mr. clin s record is better than mr. obama s on economy. bret: everyone is talk about the fiscal cliff coming at the end of the year. it sounds like the white house will miss a big deadline related to that. that is right. it s all about the defense, the sequestration, the massive