cloned three cavs that, once grown, will be capable of producing 50% more milk than the average american cow. so they re putting our cows out to pasture like voters did to hillary. that is a reach but i approve. by the way, i believe we have a picture of the new super cows. [cheers and applause] greg: yes. off to a good start! okay. enough of that. let s talk about giant balloons, all right? yeah! greg: no. not those. i mow ten chinese surveillance balloon shot down off the coast of south carolina. china should have said there was a boy inside. that s what i would have done. then i would have shot it down because i m a bad man. anyway there was lots of speculation over the balloon s sudden appearance rumor has it joe insisted that it was just a full moon. maybe it came from hunter s birthday party from last saturday. you know he loves his balloons. normally if they re full of cocaine and shoved up a drug mule s ass but still. hunter and the balloon have a lot in comm
you are live in the cnn newsroom. i m jim acosta in washington. we are following multiple developing stories this hour, starting with the zip ties and duct tape. the new reporting into the brutal hammer attack on paul pelosi. what we are now learning about what else the suspect brought with him as he shouted that s nancy? and in south korea, at least two u.s. citizens are among the 154 killed in a massive crowd surge in seoul. we are live in south korea as investigators try to piece together what exactly led to this horrific tragedy. but first, rescue crews are searching for survivors after a pedestrian bridge collapsed into a liver in western india. at least 60 people, including some children, were killed and a dozen others were injured. these frightening videos you re seeing from the scene show people desperately bringing to the fallen structure. it s not clear what caused the collapse. although the bridge was reportedly recently renovated. a top indian official says th
No. Lou from hollywood, its Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight Tiffany Haddish, jeff ross, and music from tate mcrae, with cleto and the cletones. And now, jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hello. Im jimmy. Im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thank you for coming. Please relax. Sit. Weve got a whole hour and its its a great time happy pumpkin did you know thank you for coming on a very important holiday. Its National Pumpkin day, october 26th. Why they couldnt wait five days and have this on halloween, i dont know. Someone at the pumpkin council speaking of old gourds, the golden bachelor is one step closer to choosing the woman he will spend the rest of his week with next i have been looking forward to whats happening next week ever since they announced they were doing this show. Next week are the hometown visits, which usually means you meet the parents. But in this case, the parents would have to be around 100 years old. Were on our way to hometowns. Its going to look a
And now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. We hope youre doing well. And now if you dont mind, were going to get to the news President Biden hosted a state dinner tonight for australian Prime Minister anthony albanese, and the menu included Butternut Squash soup and roasted beet salad. Which is weird, because i was under the impression that australia was our ally [ laughter ] beet salad [ light laughter ] the house of representatives voted today to elect louisiana congressman mike johnson speaker of the house and apparently this election result he will accept. [ light laughter ] thats right republicans today elected mike johnson speaker of the house. While the speaker race was so embarrassing, theyre not even giving their real names anymore. [ laughter ] mike johnson is the name you give when you check into a motel with your mistress [ laughter and applause thats what Spirit Halloween calls their Michael Jackson costume. [ laughter and applause during t
Said dont worry about it. Its all going to work out talk about a punt. That young man deserves better you know what . You deserve better so let me give you some answers about what can turn this darn thing around for real after a hideous day. Dow only 105, only but the nasdaq plummeted a bone crushing 2. 43 the house of pain thats awful. Look, as i tried to say last night, this is not a good market i know you dont need a weatherman to tell you which way the wind blows think about yesterday. I tried to say everything good right now is merely a trade because stocks have become divorced momentarily from the fundamentals of individual companies. A bunch of bigname stocks who rallied on good earnings yesterday, not because of the results, but because they reported on a day when Interest Rates, they sure werent today, they shot up like a darn musket. Rates should not be tame Interest Rates should and are going higher we have too much bond supply too, many sellers, and too much hot Economic Da