We go now live to bill dundee, spokesman for rio tinto, at the site. How is the search going, bill . We feel confident well locate this aspirinsized capsule lost in 850 miles of arid desert wasteland quickly. What does the recovery effort look like so far . We are doing Everything Possible to find what weve codenamed baby chernobyl, including boots on the ground, as well as these milk cartons have you seen me . If so, alert your local crematorium immediately. What about the radioactive threat to all living things . Im here to assure the threat is minimal. Isnt that a giant mutant ant behind you right now . Oh back, back its just my assistant, kevin. Go to lunch, kevin announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, the eagles have landed plus, stephen welcomes Rachel Brosnahan and Murray Bartlett. Featuring louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert [cheers and applause] stephen beautiful, beaut
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Like a sad ventriloquist puppet. [drumroll] this judge is giving me a gag order. [slams] no respect. Bong, bong, bing, bing, bing. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight. When the cohen gets tough plus, stephen welcomes Jennifer Hudson and marisa abela featuring louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert [cheers and applause] your number one. [cheers and applause] have a good show. Tuesday, tuesday, happy tuesday, baby. Happy tuesday, my friends. Hey thank you very much look at that. Here, down there. There we go. Welcome, my friends. Please, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. [cheering] the number one news story laying eggs in our National Brain continues to be the trump trial here in manhattan. The last four weeks have been full of lurid and shocking sexual revelations that we learned six years ago. Its been a real case of deja ewww. Once agai
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Happy new year its 2018, which means the new millennium is finally legal mmhmm, yeah and i hope you all celebrated the new year, but didnt freeze because it was so cold. Like, while some new years balls were dropping, more were shriveling up just to stay warm. Welcome to 2018, revelers around the world ring in the new year overnight. Here in new york city a Million People huddling in times square to watch the ball drop in 9degree temperatures. The coldest celebration in a century. The deep freeze even canceled in new years eve celebrations from boston to st. Louis and as far south as fort worth, texas. The polar plunge in cleveland had to be canceled when they couldnt break through the ice. laughter trevor oh this man was almost a legend. laughter i admire his spirit but also feel bad for him because he made it all the way to the water before anyone told him it was frozen . laughter no, think about how many people he ran by in his underwear who said nothing. All the same jerks who see