Ugh how much longer do i have to sit here . Im just gonna do it. Im shut up. Stop talking pee my pants in your brain they wont even know. Bears, beets, battlestar galactica. Oh, my god, can we please literally go anywhere else . Silence the chatter. Bjork, bjork, bjork. Shut up, brain shut up gah [nicky blitz blast off] getting too close, better pull on back what if i travel the world, exploring what makes some places happier than others . Need a onetwo im looking at the ways that where we are. Yeah, im acomin, im acomin affect who we are. Whoo, im acomin im acomin, yeah its been said that the search for happiness is the chief source of unhappiness. Im acomin, im acomin well, thats okay. Im already unhappy, so ive got nothing to lose. Lets blast off lets blast off blast off [upbeat music] oh, man, this view is insane. Chiang mai, thailands rose of the north, a 700yearold holy city boasting 300 buddhist temples, and. You want to get massaged by an excon . I know just the place. Where th
fox news shows begin, with a fox news alert. we are reporting tonight on a missing person paid 79-year-old caucasian male identifies as who and huh, occasionally calls others jack. last seen in delaware. maybe the basement. wearing khakis, button-down, dark aviators, a mask dangling off his ear. carrying the nuclear football. he answers to the name of the comeback kid and the big guy, a.k.a. your president joe biden. also goes by scranton joe or brandon. if you really wanted his attention, you can say, hey, who want some ice cream come he ll come wandering around to your door. the media is searching for him high and low, mostly low. strange, considering just last week they told us that after a string of big wins, the president was on a roll, his stretch of bad luck was behind him, his poll numbers had hit rock bottom. like a line of parmesan cheese under hunter s nose, there was nowhere to go but up. [applause] via inflation reduction i was going to turn his presidency right
- oh, i m sweating so much. i m questioning where all these years of introspection have gotten me a library of self-help books and an annoying tendency to make things about myself. in a place as magical as this, surrounded by folks who seem to have it all figured out. [sparse applause] i m kinda lonely. everyone keeps telling me not to worry, to live in the moment. but, you know, that s easier said than done. do i do i stop and buy the kfc socks? oh, my god. that s when i stumbled upon a fortune teller who i figure can t possibly make me feel any worse. - future. ok, wow.