From rockefeller certainty in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, joins jimmy and his guests, Charlize Theron, Governor Andrew Cuomo and musical guest Little Big Town. And featuring the legendary roots crew now, heres your host, jimmy fallon hi, everyone. Welcome to the tonight show. As you can see, we are back in the studio at 30 rock feller plaza in new york city as a new yorker, i want to say thank you to everyone who helped get us back to where we are now, Wearing Masks, social distancing, washing hands, quarantining, it all helps to all the states going through the tough parts right now, our friends in florida, arizona, texas, california, all over the south, i know how hard it is and im not going to lie to you. Its rough i guess im here to show you there is a light at the end of the tunnel if we all do our part to keep each other safe. I dont know if anyone else feels this way, normalcy, any type of normalcy feels great hopefully we can put a smile on your face for an hour every night and let you sit back and relax while we try to bring you a little bit of normal these are the hardest times to do comedy, but theyre also the times we need it the most. Maybe thats why comedy was invented hmm. Chew on that [ laughter ] as youre drifting off to sleep. Let that marinate for a bit before you flip it on the grill. Either way, we here at the tonight show want to bring you the best show possible that means having the safety show possible. Everyone here in the studio has tested negative for covivid and Wearing Masks and face shields and six feet apart take a look. We are taking this seriously i want to thank nbc for doing a good job making sure everyone here feels safe. Just to walk through my day, when i got in this morning i had a temperature check, i did the nose swab test, the one that goes all the way up into your brain. I didnt know at the same time you can get a covid test and a colonoscopy, but, hey, were learning once i was cleared i could go to my office and get ready for the show every part of the office is a little slip of paper saying its been disinfected this was truly done the safety way possible we would only do it that way if that was the case, the safety way. Were thankful to have the roots with us tonight. Very happy to see you guys i missed you and a bunch of texts [ laughter ] didnt hear back. The show will be a little bit different than what youre used to there is no audience the guests will be streaming from home. I think in some ways we are getting used to different. We are here for you and slowly and safely get back to work and back to whatever normal is welcome again to the tonight show and thanks for watching. We have a great one for you tonight. Charlize theron will be here tonight. [ applause ] jimmy plus, the governor of our great state of new york, andrew cuomo, is on the show plus, music from Little Big Town theyve always been there for us good to see you. Lets get to some jokes here, everybody. Well, guys the moment weve all been waiting for this weekend for the first time, President Trump wore a mask in public. If you didnt see it, here it is that was a really smart move if today were march 13th. People think trump was wearing a mask but surprise, it was a cake years from now, that mask will be in the smithsonian and none of us will be able to see it because we will still be in lockdown were just a few days away from trump claiming he was the first person to wear a mask. You know that, right theres also a photo of trump wearing the mask later in the day. Can we zoom in nailed it in trumps defense, youd lower your mask, too, if all you could smell were your own diet coke burps. A few hours later he was wearing it as a banana hammock but trump did eventually take his mask completely off. Can we see what the inside of the mask looks like. Just dont put it in the wash, with Everything Else trump wore a mask for the first time seems like a lot of guys are having a hard time Wearing Masks because they think it makes them look week. I saw a commercial to help them out. Are you a big strong man think wearing a face mask will make you look like a little girl wearing pigtails worry no more. I have the number one store for masks for tough guys i have all sorts of masks for sale predator faction and treading an an suv dealership. My mask will make you feel like a man and not a princess in a castle what if youre not wearing a mask at all . Ive got you, brother, i also sell masks that look like the bottom part of your jaw and lets say theres pretty good stuff going on with that mask of yours. Like these lip stained with barbecue sauce. My price blows the competitors out of the water look at the kind of junk those wimps are selling over at macho mouth muffler. On your chest, not your face this is so confusing thats why we sell masks with a jacked mouth come on and get a masculine man mask covering the bottom half of or face doesnt have to make you look like a big sissy with a shell fwirb allergy. It is located next to the emporium and bait box and buehrle fries in the new district i want one of those just when it seemed like trump was taking the pandemic more seriously, the white house decided to take down one of their experts. The white house is attempting to discredit Infectious Disease expert Anthony Fauci amid his dire warnings amid the Coronavirus Response thats right. Even though cases are surging across the country trump is trying to discredit his top coronavirus expert which brings us a segment called couldnt you just couldnt you just hey, trump, i hear youre trying to undermine your own expert, dr. Fauci, about the coronavirus . Cant you stop doing that . Dr. Fauci is the only person who has spent his whole life on the coronavirus and if theres a ghost, who you going to call rather than listening to everybody but fauci, couldnt you just now, like the house is on fire and you call your friend, dirk, what do i do dirk doesnt know anything he thinks pandemic is a cool band made. While youre at it, couldnt you give america some faith in our scientists instead of calling your own expert a liar like the worst job recommendation at all. Terry is a great plumber, doing it all his life and doesnt know anything about sinks and water keep away from pipes how can you not throw this guy under the bus . How can you hate that face he looks like stewart little got a medical degree america, couldnt you just do whats right any way fauci might not be here much longer couldnt you embrace the fauch inside of you, wear mask and wash your hands and pronounce soda soda. And couldnt you just this has been couldnt you just if trump is looking to discredit one of his top medical experts he must be getting this coronavirus from a source trump is getting his advice from Game Show Host chuck woolery. Thats interesting but before i make any decisions i want to hear what Wink Martindale has to say. Chuck willard. For those that dont know him, hes a crazy extv host with a bunch of exwives that loves Conspiracy Theory is and now hes retweeting Chuck Willard [laughter]. Its not good were getting medical advice from the former host of the apprentice getting it from the former host of love connection. Just when we thought the response couldnt be any worse he took his education secretary to reopen schools in the fall. Heres what she had to say there is nothing in the data that would suggest kids being back in school is dangerous to them she was like, kids need to go back to school in fact, people even tell me i should go back to school unfortunately the data betsy is talking about was provided by chuck woolery. Finally, as the pandemic rages on, trump spent friday dealing with a more worthy cause trump spent friday defending the sentence of his longtime friend roger stone convicted of lying to congress in part to protect the president. Jimmy can we see roger snow . Now, he cant play his act of a henchman throwing a purple smoke bomb so glad to be back in the studio its 30 rock, a city we love i got to say, its almost like, its beginning to look a bit like normal in the studio the roots are looking grand weve got the greatest band the audience is ready for the show i already said there is no audience its beginning to look a bit sort of almost like normal im in my suit and tie no, im wearing a sweater good to be hugging friends in person once again where is my favorite camera guy. Todd, hey bud. Not todd where is todd . Hey, todd. Youre the man, dude with the mask and everything, i couldnt its beginning to look a bit sort of like almost basically normal all our guests are here, trac morgan, everybody. See, this is normal. Jimmy, man, whats up jimmy tracy is cutting out thats why im running for mayor of new york city jimmy that sounded interesting. At least we still have our dance break. 1, 2, 3. Its beginning to look a lot like where are these dancers . Come on, now, no that cant be this cant be the just, no. Just no. Absolutely just forget it, forget it. Cut the music. [laughter] so maybe its not totally normal its not quite like before but ill be with you every night trying to shed some light until things are actually normal once more merry christmas, everybody, whatever time of year it is. I lost track of the time f imagining the worst. Especially when your easily distracted teenager has the car. At subaru, were taking on distracted driving. With sensors that alert you when your eyes are off the road. The subaru forester. The safest forester ever. Guys guys safe drivers save 40 safe drivers save 40 safe drivers save 40 thats safe drivers save 40 . It is, thats safe drivers save 40 . Hes right there. Its him safe drivers do save 40 . Click or call for a quote today. Red, blue, 16 percent undecided. Here we are a nation divided. Safe drivers do save 40 . 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Who did you bring with you this is leo and this is cleo. They now have become extra body parts and never leave. Leo and cleo. They were Christmas Gifts to my two girls because they desperately wanted my own dogs now, i have four dogs. How did they talk you into this i mean, i grew up with animals, and i think there is you learn empathy. One of the best ways to learn empathy is to have animals and take care and care for them. I was okay with it oh, my god what just happened is it an earthquake i dont know. I just shot a spitball through the camera [laughter]. Jimmy i dont know if youve seen me in a while i do magic i do zoom magic. I have a ghost. It might drive me crazy but you guys dont have to deal with it. We will fix it wait until you see my last trick. You wont believe it how old are the girls now, your daughters . 8 and 5 my gosh, so cute. How old are yours were close, right i have 7 and 5. Yeah. Were super close. We know exactly, you know what its like. I was going to ask you, youre raising two young black girls. Are you having conversations about black lives matter, the protests yeah. I mean, i think its important that we i mean, for myself, i just the day i became a parent i vowed i would always tell them the truth in a way that they could handle i feel that this is such an important moment for them, for all of us. They have an awareness theyre not i think we forget how aware sometimes our kids are. I wanted them to know what this was all about, what happened to george floyd and to so many other black bodies that have died from this violence. I wanted them to have an awareness of how unfair and how unjust all of this is. I know that theres a part in telling them some of that ugliness about the world that would make them grow up a little bit faster than they should have or would have normally during this period. I think this is too important of a moment to not be completely transparent. They handle it really well, you know i think it was heartbreaking at first. They couldnt understand that people would let Something Like that happen. Jimmy yeah im getting emotional just thinking about it. That is ultimately what it is. How do we allow anything like this to happen on our watch. They really wanted to be proactive and really wanted to know, what can we do they became very active in protesting and wanting to make signs and wanting to actually go on protests. The other side of this is that i have seen them come around and become theyve really grown from it. Theyve become little warriors in their own life. I can take no credit for it. Always since ive known you, always been involved in different giving back and charities, ctaop, which is your charity. Yeah. Jimmy can you talk about that and what you guys are up to yeah. I mean, listen, i always think of it as we are really fortunate to work with great organizations doing all the work on the ground within their communities ctop really supports young people in africa, and we invest in their lives, for them to have healthy lives and our prompt focus is on hiv and aids prevention since its still the hardest hit country in the world when it comes to that virus. But, you know, its holistic we look at our program as being holistic and we invest in the whole young person during this period we have really checked in with a lot of our organizations, because covid is devastating, when you look at a country devastating everywhere, in a country like south africa where you have big families living together under one roof and we dont have i think of what came out, one icu bed for every million. Not one, 11 for every 1 Million People we dont have the infrastructure and emergency that is necessary in a pandemic like this. So, weve been trying to help in other capacities, not just when you find yourself in times like this, you have to move and shift the focus a little bit were trying to help as much as we can yeah we started in 2007 its something south africa and very proud of it and wanted to help in some way. Its an unbelievable country because the people are warriors and brilliant and im proud to be from there. I want to talk about your movie the old guard the most watched film on netflix. Would you like to set it up . Yeah. When we made this movie, the graphic novel was sent to me, a great graphic novel written by greg, who wrote it after his father passed away when you read the graphic novel it becomes very clear hes good at understanding big worlds, especially syfy worlds and has so much heart in trying to understand what makes life matter and why death is important. I think he struggled with that personally the story feels very very personal the emotional story inside this big syfy world is these immortal warriors out there trying to do good but some of them are questioning are they actually changing the world is what theyre doing really changing anything. My character especially blocks her faith of herself but faith in humanity and a new immortal joins the story, and she joins the group and brings knowledge and appreciation to my character and understanding why it does all matter it just takes one person, you change one persons life and what that can lead up to, amazing. Jimmy im very excited to do this i havent done this in almost four months. I would like to show a clip of the film while i do that, i will work on another magic clip heres Charlize Theron in the old guard. Take a look at this. Trust me, shes not going to shoot you. I am but what about the plane . We dont need a pilot we can jump and survive. I am not jumping from a plane oh. I can fly a plane. Why because i told the pilot to play dead. What youre incredible jimmy and where are the dogs thats right theyre absolutely gone jimmy i have one more trick for you, one more trick. Watch this its not going to happen. Jimmy yes. Nailed it i love you, pal, thank you so much for coming on our show. Cant wait to see you in person. The old guard is streaming on netflix. Governor andrew come is up after the break, stick around [indistinct chatter] thisll be what they was waiting on from me thisll be the realest story that ive ever told its a trap if they say they want you to be the same yeah, yeah. Damn sure innit, everything vivid ive got one life and i might just live it ive got one life and i might just live it vo verizon knows how to build unlimited right. Start with americas most awarded network. Give people more plans to mix and match at a price built for everyone. With 700 off our best phones when you switch. Because everyone deserves the best. 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Thank you for being here in the studio andre andr andrew, governor how is Everything Everything is good. We went from hell and back as you know in new york we went from the worst infection rate in the country and have the best infection rate. We turned the corner and new yorkers stood up and did the social distancing and stayed at home we tamed the beast in new york we have to cross our fingers and hope it stays there. The infection is all across the country and going crazy. Were worried the infection will come from the other states now back to new york, which would be a real tragedy why do you think the virus is going up in some states and going down in new york look, we had two different approaches from the beginning. Right. You had the president of the United States basically denying the virus existed. I believe he played politics with it. These other states rushed to reopen like there was no problem but there was a problem, there was a virus. You cant deal with the virus politically. You had to be smart and get it under control and do what we did. You had to close down and people had to take precautions wearing the mask, right . We were the first state to say you had to wear a mask and get the virus down it wont ease. Wasnt easy. Long term we have been open about two months as a state. It was never going to work as the president said, it was never going to work to deny it, hope that it was going to magically disappear or have all these states reopening without following any science whatsoever i saw your briefing this morning. Before that, i missed your briefings. What have you done with your free time that youre not briefing slept sleeping a lot i still do the briefings when i have something to say, something new and do it a couple times a week that was a horrendous period i wanted to do it everyday because i wanted to be there with people everyday this was emotional more than anything else. It was frightening, it was isolating, people didnt know what was going on. I wanted to say to the people of the state, look, i will be there every morning, you want to know where we are and the update, i will be there. If you dont cant to know, thats fine. If you have any questions i will be there i know youre going through heck everyday, i will do it with you. Youre right we did something that will go down in the history books. It was the people of new york. Jimmy, i had nothing to do with it except explain the situation to the people of the state and ask them to do the right thing and step up. They did 19 Million People. These are new yorkers. Theyre not they can be a difficult bunch, right jimmy yeah they listened to their better angels and did the right thing im proud to be a new yorker, to tell the truth jimmy me, too. Im getting a lot of praise that youre the first governor to enact police reform. What can you say about that . You heard the outrage after the george floyd murder. In many ways, im surprised it took so long you have 30 cases that went before george floyd. You can go back to rodney king in los angeles 30 years ago. We had diallo in new york 20 years ago. Theyre all basically the same eric garner, in new york city, six years ago, died of a chokehold on Staten Island i think people at one point said enough is enough they want a different type of policing, they want a different relationship with the police i think its a good thing, jimmy. Look, if you dont have trust and respect between the police and the community you have nothing. The relationship has to work if its not working for one party the relationship is not working. What the community is saying, its not working for us. Great. Lets reset the relationship what do you want from the Police Department and what do you not want what do you want fixed and lets have that conversation as a nation were starting it in this state. I said every Police Department in each city has to sit down at the table with the other side in a collaborative and redesign a Police Department that works for everyone and change the procedures you need to change. The police have to do their job also they need trust and respect to do their job i think its a great transformational moment where we get to reset and change the relationship jimmy youre dealing with so much youve been releasing these posters i want to say, if you dont mind me showing. Heres one you released, basically showing what were dealing with its beautifully drawn you released a new one today i heard you had a little help designing this as well yeah. That one for me, these posters allow a different form of expression, you know. Theyre basically a relief valvl for me, design it, sketch it, make it graphic, what am i trying to say . What am i feeling . That was the mountain we went up remember during the briefings the number of cases wentent up and up and up and you didnt know when it was going to stop and were trying to bend the curve and flatten the curve and had to do that by our behavior and we came down the other side and the cases were climbing so slowly we finally got to the other end. So many people helped, so much happened along the way, there was so much fear and pain and trauma, but on the other hand, you know, there was such goodness the people in new york did the right thing. We had 30,000 People Volunteer to come in from outside new york to volunteer in our hospitals. Think about that 30,000 people. Theres a lot of love in this country and a lot of goodness. Jimmy the best where can people get these posters, by the way . Are they for sale . You can go to ny. Gov and get the posters. Jimmy i have to ask for a friend, they want to know i wont say her name she wants to know what phase of dating are you currently in zero. Im at phase zero on dating. [ laughter ] theres no duration on phase zero there is no automatic time to go to phase one you could stay at phase zero for months i think new york city will be fully reopened before i get out of phase zero on dating. Jimmy thank you so much for your leadership. You were there for us when we needed you, you still are there. Thank you so much to Governor Andrew Cuomo thank you g good to have you back, jimmy jimmy my interview with Governor Cuomo and more when we come back from Little Big Town l. Overwhelm me. Define me. But i found a way to give myself more space. I met ocrevus, an infusion treatment thats two times a year. For adults with relapsing or primary progressive forms of multiple sclerosis, ocrevus is proven effective in reducing relapses in rms, and slowing disability progression in rms and ppms. Dont take ocrevus if youve had a life threatening allergic reaction to it, or if you have hepatitis b. 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My friend named jac hes got my back he always seems to kno right where im at my friend jos he likes to play hes always up for anything i say little bit of red a lotta bit of crown dont matter what it i im gonna drink it down down dow the wine the bee the whiske are the only things that fix me im not sayin its a problem i can stop it if i wanna but the wine the beer the whiske they always get me my friend named gin shes got some friends im talkin brandy sherr and their brother jim my friend the captain we call him morgan he likes to anchor dow and hang over til mornin little bit of red a lotta bit of white dont matter what it i its gonna make it all all alright the wine the bee the whiske are the only things that fix me im not sayin its a problem i can stop it if i wanna but the wine the beer the whiske they always get me my friend named tit hes my amig im gonna follow him around wherever he go the wine the beer the whiske yeah i got all my friend here with me im not sayin its a problem i can stop it if i wanna but who would wanna when the wine the bee the whiske they always get me they always get m i got all my friends here with me they always get m they get me yeah jimmy my thanks to Little Big Town. 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