[cheers and applause] greg: yes, yes, yes! happy tuesday everybody. so really it seems 2023 is the year of the protester. they seem to be everywhere blocking traffic, closing bridges, chanting at train stations. but the joke s on them. i travel only by helicopter. but, oh, how they love to delay transportation. who do they think they are, mayor pete? idiots are throwing tomato soup on paintings and super gluing themselves to the wall. remember that knucklehead who glued his hand to a starbucks counter to protest the price of-milk? when they called his name he couldn t get his own coffee. what is it about super glue anyway? it should only have one purposes and that s sniffing. the more disruptive the more the imba sills embrace it even if it hurts their cause. what drives these clowns to protest? well, besides their mom. they simply alienate rather than raise awareness. do you think this helps anyone? [screams] imagine that! [screams] i hate this! i m killing it. i m k
this misery. i ve seen fire and i ve seen rain. i ve seen sunny days and i thought they d never end. gutfeld: this is one of those times when i envy marlee matlin sort of the actual terrorists are smart funny story. after 21 years, which is roughly how long it takes the president to, it appears the pentagon is open to the plea deal with the five masterminds behind 9/11 in exchange for a for life sentences the five will drop all appeals and agreed to substantial sentences in american prisons. or they get to choose what s behind door number two. you turned down. gutfeld: that s what al qaeda calls a couple of bodies. and even better, they are. at least that s what they claimed on goat tinder. but what timing. they re making deals with the 9/11 hijackers when we knew we would be distracted with 9/11 rated and then the head of the department of homeland security is creating new terrorists using the 21st anniversary to a great american s with the hijackers. the t
earlier they paid respect at a memorial in front of a school and attended mass. the justice department did announce it is officially investigated the law enforcement response to the shooting in uvalde. that is where we find jeff paul tonight. hi, jeff. this community is very much in the beginning stages of morning after this unthinkable loss. a big part of the reason why joe biden and first lady jill biden are here today to try to comfort the community after losing 19 kids into teachers. the president made his first stop that robb elementary school, the scene of this mass shooting. they were met with a bipartisan group of politicians including governor greg abbott in the city s mayor. while at the school, some protesters shouted at governor abbott telling them to do something that may prevent such a tragedy from occurring again. motorcades then made it to a nearby catholic church for mass. afterwards a crowd caught chanting at the president do something over and over. presi
kids it tends to correlate to how wealthy you are in the neighborhood. i think that s what s going on here, i don t think it s about whether your married or single. gutfeld: your equivocating. ing words i don t understand. you got to stop. not as interesting as jim s joke. i just got a put out there. sorry tyrus. tyrus: your calling strikes man. gutfeld: he gives the facts. not a joke. not good. tyrus: you want me to believe a man who is single owns his own home, he can go where he wants, he s unhappy?
and i bought this change. i am a heat fan now, sorry tyrus. this is a technical problem. mind is a verdict expected in the johnny depp amber heard trial, six weeks of trial, i cannot get over the allegation that she pooped in johnny depp s bed as a practical joke. i don t know who needs to hear this, leaving a big snake in somebody s bed is a practical joke not a turn. it s been interesting trial. [laughter] i keep popping in and out and when i tried to ignore it my sister keep sending me stuff you have to see this nightmare. i will be watching for sure. it is fascinating. here is mine the top ten sequel, top gun maverick has soared to an estimated $151 million debut over the memorial day weekend. that is the highest grossing domestic opening and tom cruises 40 year history.