From our Bureau of Socialist Priorities with some assistance from our Bureau of Alcoholic Beverage Apartheid Never mind what Cubans need. What matters most is what tourists need. Thank God for those Italian investors! Without their four million dollars, we could have never built this facility. Yes, these beer kegs are essential for the smooth
From our Bureau of Socialist Priorities with some assistance from our Bureau of Morally Bankrupt Bartenders How's this for social justice? And how's this for bartending ethics? In a bankrupt country that is currently full of starving people the government invites foreign bartenders to compete for a hefty prize TWENTY times larger than the annual
From our Bureau of Partners in Crime with assistance from our Bureau of Socialist Priorities and our Bureau of Socialist Obscenities Add this to the list of obscenities that Castro, Inc. offers the capitalist world. Exported and imported delicacies no Cuban can afford, five star luxury apartheid hotels, boxes of cigars costing $18,000, and now
From our Bureau of Socialist Priorities with some assistance from our Bureau of Socialist Equity and Social Justice Good luck finding a bus to ride in Cuba or an ambulance to take you to a hospital, or a hearse to carry your carcass to a cemetery. Those vehicles are in very short supply on the
From our Bureau of Socialist Priorities with some assistance from our Bureau of Socialist Social Justice Castro, Inc. continues to pursue the goose that used to lay golden eggs for them, even though that goose is moribund and has little chance of recovering. Yes, Castro, Inc. has a fever, and the only prescription is more