From our Bureau of Twenty-First Century Neoslavery with some assistance from our Bureau of Socialist Social Justice and our Bureau of Praiseworthy Quixotic Gestures Here we go again. The United Nations has received a formal complaint denouncing the existence of forced labor in Castro, Inc.'s prisons. This denunciation comes on the heels of a new
From our Bureau of Socialist Social Justice and Compassion with some assistance from our Bureau of Socialist Diversity, Inclusion, and Equity How's this for social justice? Photographing acts of defiance against a totalitarian dictatorship will earn you four years in prison. And how's this for compassion? You're ill and incapacitated, so you're transferred from a
From our Bureau of Extreme Latrine American Behavior with some assistance from our Bureau of Socialist Social Justice How's this for socialist social justice? Mexico's leftist government keeps hiring more and more Cuban slave doctors to replace Mexican doctors who have been fired for earning too much. The amount of money flowing out of Mexico
From our Cubanization of Nicaragua Bureau with some assistance from our Bureau of Socialist Social Justice Following the Castro, Inc. playbook closely, Nicaragua has turned its doctors into slaves. The only difference is that Nicaragua's slave doctors aren't sent abroad. One of the dictatorship's tactics has been to fire or expel any medical professional who
From our Bureau of Socialist Social Justice with some assistance from our Bureau of Socialist Fear of God and Hungry Crowds Castro, Inc. has shut down several outdoor Holy Week events today. The exact number is uncertain, but scattered reports of cancellations keep popping up from one end of the island to the other. This