listen, what i will say is this is the global game. and the fact that you have got leagues that are competing against each other. you have got two of the great players in the world, the best player ever has decided to play in major league soccer. our league is great. we re very excited about it. i m happy for cristiano, i hope he has fun in zawrd. brian: what do you say to people who want to get tickets to see messi play. i hope they have been saving a lot of money. brian: he has charisma. he doesn t speak english. he won t be able to do the tonight show like david beckham right off. the thing is he scores. is he living close to the stadium. and you are a soccer guy, brian. you just know he has got it in him. is he wanier. he just won the world cup for his home country arge argentina. he is going to be here a number of years. there is a lot of soccer to be played. i think it s going to be
read that style that they wrote the headlines in. i wouldn t have done that. and the pitch. i am a soccer guy but don t be a soccer guy. i m a soccer guy and you are not, don t be a soccer guy. it s not - it is 20. i don t know who wrote it. it is a field, not a pitch. rachel: what are you doing? will: i don t know much more than pete but there is a bar close by at the end of the show because the game is as our show ends starting at 10:00 eastern and we end on fox. stay with us to the very end and switchover. will: do you see the seinfeld clip, what is holland? what is the country next to belgium, no, that is the netherlands, they are the same. who are the dutch? pete: i need a clarification on those names, one country, three names. is it like england and the
weakness is, i am sure i can exploit it somehow. i am disappointed we didn t beat the iranians 5-0. i watched the game, and i am not a soccer guy, but i was a soccer guy today. america was playing, i don t care what sport, shuffleboard or the luge, i want to beat the pants off the competition. they need to change the rules of the game. hear me out. they need to make the goal bigger. there s not enough scoring. i can t watch games 0-0. the other day we tied england, england s good. who cares. no one scored for 90 minutes. like me in college. and then you have a game, like 1-1 with wales. so we go into the game, i think if we tie or lose to the iranians, i m going to have to kill myself because i invested more time watching soccer than i have in my entire life,
comedian on the planet, dave chappelle. staff writers are so furious that he s the man hosting, they have chosen not to write for the show this week. will: it s dave chappelle. brian: he s the best. will: he s on the top-10 list of comedians for all time. he might be much higher. but i m trying to go back in history and include the greats. richard pryor. and they are boycotting the top pfeiffer? brian: they used to welcome controversy. i m a soccer guy. you want to do this? we go to the world cup and get us a cabin. $270 a tonight. there will be a whole village of