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will likely change your mind. now, investigative reporter john sullivan, he will join us and tell us the latest. he has all the details tonight. but tonight, we begin at 1600 pennsylvania avenue with your buddy. joe biden is headed back to the basement, his 2020 for reelection bid is officially now underway. so i guess that means we can expect to see a lot less of joe than usual. by the way, it s official he has given fewer press conferences than any other president in the last 40 years. and according to nbc, news, it will be several months before he even holds one single campaign event. and no doubt those events will be few and far between. he didn t even hold a rally to kick off his campaign today. instead, the biden camp, they released a heavily edited ,pre produced video attacking, of course, maga, republicans, all attempting to make joe look lucid and capable and other words, everyone around him knows that he is cognitively incapable of making such an announcement withou
good evening, trace. a real surprise to be sure. just four years ago, lori lightfoot win every word in the runoff and made history becoming the first black and openly gay female mayor and the city s history. he s on her way to becoming the first windy city mayor to his reelection in about 40 years. paul vallas, with more than 30 percentage points. he will advance the runoff. he was billed as a tough on crime candidate, and he also has the backing of the city police union. he s expected to face brandon johnson, the current county commissioner, former schoolteacher has the endorsement of the chicago teachers union, and as you see, just about 20% of the vote going his way. lori lightfoot, meanwhile, who famously tingled with the teachers union, came in third with just more than 16% of the vote. we will have a safe chicago. we will make chicago the safest city in america. [cheers and applause] no matter where you live, no matter what you look like, you deserve to have a bet