Announcer its a late show live with Stephen Colbert tonight the final shoutdown. Plus stephen welcomes live andrew cuomo and musical guesstimatguest,matt berninger. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. Now live from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen welcome one and all to a late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert, and we are live. Wheres the thing . Does it say live anywhere . Live following the final president ial debate of 2020. Tonight was Donald Trumps very last chance to make his closing argument. Please ignore what hes like and everything hes ever done. And tonight ill tell you if he pulled it off in tonights brandnew last ever setting the 2020 president ial debate. Old man slap two. Lled it off in the pursuit to mute blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah. Blah. Blah, blah, blah. Blah. Bah, blah, blah. Blah, blah. crashing sounds blah, blah, blah blah blah. Blah, blah, blah bla
As we respect them. It felt good to be able to come over here and return the favor to fight fire over here. Reporter for australian firefighter mark williams, the feeling is mutual. How have the americans been to work with . Fantastic. Smile, guys. Experts in their field. Theyve fitted in. Its a bit of a new accent. On much to that, firefighting is firefighting. Reporter while battling wildfires is challenging no matter where you are, australias thick brush, hotter than normal temperatures and low humidity have created the perfect firestorm. We werent knowing for sure what we were getting into. We just knew it was chaotic and it was, you know, bigger and greater than anything wed ever seen. Just all the conditions came together and aligned. Thats what were seeing here. We could see something similar at home . We certainly could. Whether we see a million acre fire or not, i dont know. I certainly hope not. But certainly the conditions are there for it. Reporter the american crews are he
Lets go to the jersey shore hot dogs. Lets talk about hot dogs. I just had one, actually. First day in jersey, just something crazy goes down. The late, great Hannibal Lecter is a wonderful man. What the [bleep] is going on . Take me in, oh tender woman. Take me in, for heavens sake. If you want to make out with me, just ask. We have a much bigger crowd than bruce springsteen. Hes such a flagrant. [laughs] toxic narcissist. I only do this when i feel really comfortable with the crowd. Dude, your vagina is out. We love this shore. I know this shore better than most people that are here. Shut the [bleep] up announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight. Its cohen down for real plus, stephen welcomes Steve Carrell and musical guest paul simon. Featuring louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert [cheers and applause] stephen hey have a good show. Thank you, everybody. Please have a seat, ladies and
[ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. Hi. Im jimmy. Im the host. Thank you for watching. Thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] i dont know whats going on. But right before i came out, you know, right before the show theres a guy who goes like like right as the theme goes and dicky announces me this guys like go out. As if i havent done this 14,000 times. But there was a big blob glob of something in my hair. I dont know what the hell it was. And i just pulled it and its gross. And i dont know what it was. Did you leave some of your hair gel back there . Guillermo i think it was the station manager. Jimmy was he wearing a lot of hair gel . Guillermo yeah. Jimmy how would he have gotten it onto my head . Guillermo because he say go and then he touch your head. [ laughter ] jimmy thats what it was. Thank you for clearing that up, guillermo. I tell you something. Its a beautiful summer day here in l. A. And suddenly i was on google searching ways to survive a nuclear a
[ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. Hi. Im jimmy. Im the host. Thank you for watching. Thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] i dont know whats going on. But right before i came out, you know, right before the show theres a guy who goes like like right as the theme goes and dicky announces me this guys like go out. As if i havent done this 14,000 times. But there was a big blob glob of something in my hair. I dont know what the hell it was. And i just pulled it and its gross. And i dont know what it was. Did you leave some of your hair gel back there . Guillermo i think it was the station manager. Jimmy was he wearing a lot of hair gel . Guillermo yeah. Jimmy how would he have gotten it onto my head . Guillermo because he say go and then he touch your head. [ laughter ] jimmy thats what it was. Thank you for clearing that up, guillermo. I tell you something. Its a beautiful summer day here in l. A. And suddenly i was on google searching ways to survive a nuclear a