Announcement its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes Hillary Rodham clinton. And emma stone. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody please, have a seat. Welcome to the late show, everybody. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause now, folks thats nice. Weve been on the road for the past week. Its great to be back home. Speaking of traveling, donald trump donald trump is on a trip to a very hostile region new york city. cheers and applause hes hes applause they love a hometown boy. Hes in town because this morning, he gave his First Official address at i want to say, Starfleet Academy . laughter radical klingon extremists. They violated the neutral zone. We had no choice. Of course, the president gave us a preview of his u. N. Speech yesterday, telling reporters he plans to make the United Nations grea
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And he had two feet, so it was like he had two vietnams. If they awarded a purple heart for minor foot discomfort, trump would have been first in line. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, russia invades facebook. Plus, stephen welcomes Jerry Seinfeld featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen thank you so much. Oh, jon, jon, that you know thats a friday crowd. Jon oh, thats a friday crowd. Stephen thats a friday crowd right there. You cant fake that. Now, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause i dont know about you, but im happy this week is over. Im ready for the weekend. You know who else is ready for the weekend . Donald trump. He tried and failed to repeal obamacare for the third time this week. But you know what they say, if at first you dont succeed, please stop. laugh
[ cheers and applause ] and they dont tweet a lot. First Lady Melania Trump gave a speech at the u. N. Today where she unveiled her Halloween Costume for this year, sexy grimace. [ cheers and applause ] during Melania Trumps u. N. Speech today she spoke out against bullying, and then her husband took the stage to give the rebuttal. [ laughter and applause ] it can be very helpful. Its a helpful tool for life. [ light laughter ] during the same speech Melania Trump encouraged the next generation to live by the golden rule. Which i think she and donald take literally. [ laughter and applause ] several states are considering using paper ballots in the midst of concerns about russian interference in the 2016 election. Also considering using a paper ballot, eric trump. [ laughter and applause ] slide it under the door when youre done, father. Father, i left you a note under the door. I forgot to put my name on it father. [ laughter ] ill be out here. [ light laughter ] scientists had discov
[ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and they dont tweet a lot. First Lady Melania Trump gave a speech at the u. N. Today where she unveiled her Halloween Costume for this year, sexy grimace. [ cheers and applause ] during Melania Trumps u. N. Speech today she spoke out against bullying, and then her husband took the stage to give the rebuttal. [ laughter and applause ] it can be very helpful. Its a helpful tool for life. [ light laughter ] during the same speech Melania Trump encouraged the next generation to live by the golden rule. Which i think she and donald take literally. [ laughter and applause ] several states are considering using paper ballots in the midst of concerns about russian interference in the 2016 election. Also considering using a paper ballot, eric trump. [ laughter and applause ] slide it under the door when youre done, father. Father, i left you a note under the door. I forgot to put my name on it father. [ laughter ] ill be out here. [ light laughter ] scientis