Lets go to the jersey shore hot dogs. Lets talk about hot dogs. I just had one, actually. First day in jersey, just something crazy goes down. The late, great Hannibal Lecter is a wonderful man. What the [bleep] is going on . Take me in, oh tender woman. Take me in, for heavens sake. If you want to make out with me, just ask. We have a much bigger crowd than bruce springsteen. Hes such a flagrant. [laughs] toxic narcissist. I only do this when i feel really comfortable with the crowd. Dude, your vagina is out. We love this shore. I know this shore better than most people that are here. Shut the [bleep] up announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight. Its cohen down for real plus, stephen welcomes Steve Carrell and musical guest paul simon. Featuring louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert [cheers and applause] stephen hey have a good show. Thank you, everybody. Please have a seat, ladies and
Laura ingraham, this is the ingraham angle, thank you for joining us tonight. The conspiracy of dunces, that is the focus of tonights angle. It is bad for the Trump Hush Money Trial Prosecution when the New York Times feels compelled to call out the cases weakness. Jed shugerman, Law Professor at boston called alvin braggs case a historic mistake, writing, their vague allegation about a criminal scheme to corrupt the 2016 election more concern about unprecedented use of state law and avoidance of election crime or fraud. Thats all . Beyond that, he writes, it is legal for a candidate to pay a nondisclosure agreement, hush money is unseemly, but it is legal. Bottom line here. As honest objective minds concluded, underlying conduct alleged is a violation of federal Campaign Finance rules, one problem with that, the fec looked at the case and decided against pursuing it. From day one, alvin bragg was a man on a political, not a legal mission. It was to charge trump with whatever just to k
Thank you for joining us tonight. The conspiracy of dunces. Thats the focus of tonights angle. You know its bad for the trump Hush Money Prosecution when the New York Times feels compelled to publish a piece calling out the cases weakness. Jed sugarman a Law Professor at Boston University called alvin braggs case an historic Mistake Writing their vegas allegation about a criminal scheme to corrupt the 201 president ial election has him more concerned than ever about their unprecedented use of state law and their persistent avoidance of specifying an election crime or about area of fraud. Thats all. Now, beyond that he rightly notes that it is legal for a candidate to pay a nondisclosure agreement. Pay for a nondisclosure agreement, hush money is unseemly but it is legal. All right. Bottom line here. As honest objective legal minds have concluded, the underlying conduct alleged, in figure, is a violation of federal Campaign Finance rules. But, one little problem with that. The fec looke
Greg happy, happy, happy monday, everyone. You all look beautiful. Well, some of you. So another weekend, another biden blunder. There is flatulence in whoopee goldbergs dressing room. While delivering a speech Saturday Night ole joe might have been trying to tell us something. Namely, that you ever heard of ll cool jay. Two of the great artists of our time represent the Ground Breaking history of hiphop in america. Ll cool j. By the way, that man has biceps bigger than my thighs. Greg bring joe to the 21st century, try not to call africanamerican males over the age of 10 boy, if you once eulogized a close friend who hailed the ku klux klan but joe does know his hiphop. An accomplished break dancer. Greg doesnt need cardboard. I wonder what the fellow democrats think of these gaffes. [laughter] greg yes, as the gaffes pile up newsom is laughing so hard, birds are falling out of his hair, and now a shocking New Washington post has biden in a the only thing shocking about that is its not
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