pittsburgh s cathedral of learning where a foo female student was allegedly sexually assaulted during school hours. that s bad enough, but it gets worse! students understandably horrified demanded increased security on campus. one anonymous student created a petition that garnered 6,000 signatures asking for more security cameras and more stringent i.d. access passes. the university quickly responded with an e-mail from the vice chancellor of public safety and emergency management. remember the old rule, the longer the title, the less they actually do. in the e-mail, the vc promised they d take additional actions increasing patrols and security shifts meaning more cops. can you guess what happened next? hint, it always happens when common sense runs head first into the whittles woke witles woke. stupid, destructive outrage. eventually causing destruction of someone else who was doing the right thing. so a backlash came from students who claimed the increasing police presenc
you re in a situation where people are like, you shouldn t speak, it s better to have joe biden do it for you [applause] that might not be the best sign in the world but i also had a lot of issues with him pre-his parents paying for his prestroke. his parents paying for his whole life? he wants to look poor. he wants to be the like the hipster kids in brooklyn where the parents pay for their pent houses and they wear ripped clothes. what d you have for lunch? it wasn t your parents? [bleep] greg: i loved the hoodie and the basketball shorts. most comfortable way to go shopping in the afternoon. you get warm here, but you don t chafe, and then you got, like, hairless godzilla just ruined it, ruined it for me, though oddly in the green room, julie, i heard you say, bummer, i was hoping he was single. saw him with a very attractive
and, zell, you re going to be a great, um, a great lady in the senate. oh god. [laughter] greg: so, um oh no! greg: wait a minute. so you re telling me being married to a senator doesn t make you a senator? and i spent all that time flirting with lindsey graham. [laughter] all right. i want to get this out of the way first, will, because, you know, every issue i have with fetterman is prestroke. i don t care about the stroke stuff. he was for releasing felons before the stroke. he chased an unarmed black jogger with a shotgun prestroke. prestroke, he looked like he had escaped from land of the lost. [laughter] every joke we make has nothing to do with being able
les,right be a les, right? i don t believe you. you re telling me this is prestroke? greg: yes, prestroke. this fetterman-biden thing would be the best abbott and costello thing. this is wrong. this is sad. you need to be pointing this out post stroke because he is running for senator of pennsylvania! and it does have to do with his job qualifications just like it was perfectly reasonable and necessary to vet joe biden s mental capacity to be president of the united states. greg: but didn t you see his doctor gave him a note that said he was healthy. right? did you see that, kat? who also donated to his campaign? greg: yes! lots of money to the democrats. fetterman didn t speak that the event. he s having biden host another event for him on thursday. regardless was reason, i feel like if you re regardless of the reason, i feel like if