hello, america. i m jimmy fallon, the king locke of late night. greg gutfeld is out. and that s a good thing becaus,e would totally trash this jacket from my overweight figure skater collection like, listen, folks, greg bashes my wardrobe a lot. but in my defense, unlike greg, i can t borrow clothes from peter dinklage. jimmy. anyway, we have a great show for you tonight with a. but before we get to them, it is friday. now, the normal tradition on gutfeld is that we d open with leftovers. but seeing as it s the last episod leftov the e of 2023, the produe agreed to let me share my final thoughts on the year. if it s okay with you people. final thoughts now.. to be honest, 2023 was a bit of a dumpster fire, but it did teach us a lot things. , for instance, but why taught us that this was not what customers meant when they asked the bartender for a beer with some nut some s nut so silly. yeah. the mulvaney story turned the of beers into the rodney king of beers. but
and why would you at all free. ednesd happy wednesday, everybody. oh, yeah. ayybody, yeato critics still wal at dave chappelle, the legendarelley comedian just released a new netflix special. and you know what that means wha once again, it s time to get. mad at jokes. true critics in the media are bluer in the face than a choking smir ink. wer now, you remember back in 2021, the usual suspects were ououtraged that chappelle dared to joke about transgender people in his act. trans people were aghast at thee professional comedian who makes fun of everybodys , made fun of them, which seemed strange. not making fun of you seems the opposite of inclusion. still, netflix employees staged a walkout. walkouthey demanded content wars to protect their precious when really they re the onesed o who should come with a contentn warning and have it tattooed on their foreheads that reads handle with care where you in other words they acted just like the censors they claim conservatives are.
all right, sean , great to see i you . sweatpants closem an. you all right? i m laura ingraham. this is ingram angle. from washington tonight. the angle is in moments, but we. start tonight with something. s i couldn t believe the storyrld. when it broke late today. truly out of this world , it ssn hard to think of anything that, frankly, is morenkly significant than this tonight.os according to what is nowiv an explosive expose in the publication the de-brief, a former intel official turned w whistleblower has given co and the intel community inspector general extensive classifiedd information about deeply covert programs that he says possess, retrieved and intact and partially intact craft of human origin. now, this whistleblower is not some kook. his name is david charles cruci, and he s a decorated former combat officer in afghanistan, as well as a veteran of the national geospatial intel agency and thei nationalge reconnaissance offic. now, it was in that office where he
right. so you give me the time on the other side. odd because it was one of the few times i could not see it. oh is it really. is that what we re saying? i was late one time in all the years i ve been together. all right. now a lot of it s all right. so out your awesome show and i will pick it up where you left off. i m laura ingraham. this is the ingraham angle from washington tonight. we re going to bring you voices from inside tonight s twitter announcement from ron desantis. david sax, who actually moderated the event along with congressman thomas massie ,he participated as well. he ll be here. plus, you re going to hear from newt gingrich, charlie hurt, raymond arroyo. they re going to compare previous presidential launches and tell you how this one stacked up. but first, as you might have guessed, desantis launches. that s the focus of tonight s angle. now it s quiet. let s see. so we all look so just to simplify. all right, great. so let s see. crashing her
the united states . the consequence of that changenc policy, nearly six million migrants cross the southern border, but you should notould b be surprised. he said he would do it.3 4 f the idea that a country of three hundred thirty million people cannot absorb peoplet who are in desperate need and who are justifiably fleeingg oppression is absolutely bizarre.sion absolutely bizarre. so not only can you cross the border unlawfully, president biden has a list of other crimes. he doesn t has a think are seris enough to warrant deportation and removal. normallyt of oth, migrants are d entering the united states unlawfully. they re processed for deportation. and but if you allege a credible fear of beingcan remr persecuted or tortured, you can remain here in the u.s., those seeking asylum have to showum hs a well-founded fea tr of persecution on the basis of their race, religion, nationality, or number of a social or political group. but the hearing is years in the future. sym