Jon thats our show. Here it is your moment of zen. I think everyone will agree its been a wonderful inaugural ceremony, a delicious lunch, but its now time to head to the next happy stop, the captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [the colbert report theme music playing] [cheers and applause] stephen boom thank you so much. [cheers and applause] welcome to the report begun everybody. Thank you for joining us. [crowd chanting stephen] what are you going to do with these people . Good for you. Sit down, everybody. [cheers and applause] folks folks weve got a great show tonight. Please, weve got to get to it. [cheers and applause] i understand the excitement because weve got a great show for you tonight. My guest is dustin hoffman, director of the new movie quintet about 4 retired opera stars, and in his film debut their friend buddy, who accompanies them on the spoons. [ laughter ] but first, im still reeling from yesterdays inauguration disaster. [ laughter ] first off, where was securi
Jon thats our show. Here it is your moment of zen. I think everyone will agree its been a wonderful inaugural ceremony, a delicious lunch, but its now time to head to the next happy stop, the captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [the colbert report theme music playing] [cheers and applause] stephen boom thank you so much. [cheers and applause] welcome to the report begun everybody. Thank you for joining us. [crowd chanting stephen] what are you going to do with these people . Good for you. Sit down, everybody. [cheers and applause] folks folks weve got a great show tonight. Please, weve got to get to it. [cheers and applause] i understand the excitement because weve got a great show for you tonight. My guest is dustin hoffman, director of the new movie quintet about 4 retired opera stars, and in his film debut their friend buddy, who accompanies them on the spoons. [ laughter ] but first, im still reeling from yesterdays inauguration disaster. [ laughter ] first off, where was securi
I guess my jokes could be better, but im not willing to put the work in. Plus Comedy Central wont put enough money into the bits we do, so the production value sucks. And finally, its [bleep] impossible to clear a lot of the clips that we want to put on air. Not everything can be fair used, you know . Was that over 140 characters . [exhales] [applause] why have you stopped showing vomiting in each episode . It adds a lot of character to the show. [retching] [audience oohs] youre welcome. Why is john cusack so amazing . [bleep] you. Did you have sex with the sex doll from tonights sode . Dont call it a sode, you ass[bleep]. [cheers and applause] [laughs] oh, cross your fingers. Hope yours made it. To see more of your questions answered, go to our website, comedycentral. Com tosh. 0. Thanks. Make sure you watch our next sode. See you next week. [cheers and applause] captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [the colbert report theme music playing] [cheers and applause] stephen boom thank yo
Jon thats our show. Here it is your moment of zen. I think everyone will agree its been a wonderful inaugural ceremony, a delicious lunch, but its now time to head to the next happy stop, the captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [the colbert report theme music playing] [cheers and applause] stephen boom thank you so much. [cheers and applause] welcome to the report begun everybody. Thank you for joining us. [crowd chanting stephen] what are you going to do with these people . Good for you. Sit down, everybody. [cheers and applause] folks folks weve got a great show tonight. Please, weve got to get to it. [cheers and applause] i understand the excitement because weve got a great show for you tonight. My guest is dustin hoffman, director of the new movie quintet about 4 retired opera stars, and in his film debut their friend buddy, who accompanies them on the spoons. [ laughter ] but first, im still reeling from yesterdays inauguration disaster. [ laughter ] first off, where was securi
Found Something Better to do, huh . Oh, nice. Wow, thats impressive. Oh, now she really better run. Shes gotta run now. I was going to say, does she have her heels on . No. Lara spencer, Michael Strahan, thats all coming up live, as well. Michael will be here in the next hour. Looking forward to that. But first, sam has the latest on the deadly winter weather. Our extreme weather team, led by sam, is tracking it all. Sam, youre outside. What does it feel like out there . Its 11 in times square. That windchill is one below zero. This is different, a shift in the flow of arctic air is pushing true polar air toward the u. S. This morning. That means for the entire east coast, you get a real shot of real polar air. Frigid temperatures creating dangerous conditions for areas that havent felt the extreme chill in years. The forecast high of 19 in new york city today, the first time it stayed below 20 in four years. In indianapolis, cold creating problems. This house became an inferno after t