On tonights program. [applause] now, earlier tonight after this taping but before the airing of this program, i was on monday night raw, which is the wres whring wrestling to fulfill a feud, a very powerful feud im having with a wrestler. So tonight i got in the ring with professional seth wallen so i can only assume this is a before picture. By the time you see this, i will have been royally [bleep] because im an old man who has no business doing any of this. [laughter] now you may remember back when democrats controlled the senate, the republicans controlled the house of representatives, nothing got done. Grid block ruledgrid lock ruled the day. But after the republicans red weddingd the droks last november, the outlook changed. The republican now has an opportunity to show we can actually govern. We will get thing done. We actually can work to accomplish things. This grid lock dysfunction can be ended. Im so happy. [laughter] republican now run both the house of representatives and
Teacher, my partner is back on the bus. Captioning by captionmax www. Captionmax. Com march 2nd, 2015. From Comedy Central world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [cheers and applause] jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Our guest tonight is the great Robert Smigel will be joining us on tonights program. [applause] now, earlier tonight after this taping but before the airing of this program, i was on monday night raw, which is the wres whring wrestling to fulfill a feud, a very powerful feud im having with a wrestler. So tonight i got in the ring with professional seth wallen so i can only assume this is a before picture. By the time you see this, i will have been royally [bleep] because im an old man who has no business doing any of this. [laughter] now you may remember back when democrats controlled the senate, the republicans controlled the house of representatives, nothing got done. Grid
On tonights program. [applause] now, earlier tonight after this taping but before the airing of this program, i was on monday night raw, which is the wres whring wrestling to fulfill a feud, a very powerful feud im having with a wrestler. So tonight i got in the ring with professional seth wallen so i can only assume this is a before picture. By the time you see this, i will have been royally [bleep] because im an old man who has no business doing any of this. [laughter] now you may remember back when democrats controlled the senate, the republicans controlled the house of representatives, nothing got done. Grid block ruledgrid lock ruled the day. But after the republicans red weddingd the droks last november, the outlook changed. The republican now has an opportunity to show we can actually govern. We will get thing done. We actually can work to accomplish things. This grid lock dysfunction can be ended. Im so happy. [laughter] republican now run both the house of representatives and
Knowledge since the mayor is here, and theres a lot going on in new york city, lets get a quick update of the issues. I guess the top story about new york is the weather. Its the third coldest winter on record. Thanks deblasio. I dont remember it being this cold when bloomberg was mayor. In fact, its so cold in new york, that. This morning three men living in brooklyn are accused of conspiring with i. S. I. S. Authorities say two of the men plotted to join the i. S. I. S. Fight in syria. Larry thats right. Its so cold, they joined i. S. I. S. Just to warm up. So not for ideological reasons, but for meteorological reasons. By the way, worst reason to join i. S. I. S. Ever. Anyway, back to new york, the greatest city in the world. cheers and applause larry absolutely true. You know what they say about new york if you can make it here, you can make it anywhere. Or as the saying has been shortened to nowadays you cant make it here. Seriously, man, try austin. As long as you keep it weird.
Before picture. By the time you see this, i will have been royally [bleep] because im an old man who has no business doing any of this. [laughter] now you may remember back when democrats controlled the senate, the republicans controlled the house of representatives, nothing got done. Grid block ruledgrid lock ruled the day. But after the republicans red weddingd the droks last november, the outlook changed. The republican now has an opportunity to show we can actually govern. We will get thing done. We actually can work to accomplish things. This grid lock dysfunction can be ended. Im so happy. [laughter] republican now run both the house of representatives and the senate. Which means barack obama faces the tag team of john boehner and Mitch Mcconnell as they were known in their own show turtle and carrot. Turtle was the Straight Arrow always played by the rule. Carrot was a loose cannon who was a great source of vitamin a and dietary fiber. Now these powerful republicans [laughter] t