That could well threaten the survival of my country and the future of my people. Irans quest for Nuclear Weapons. Larry man, that that sounds really familiar. And our focus should be how do we stop iran from getting a Nuclear Weapon . Larry thats right. Obama spoke about the same thing yesterday, and Everybody Knows whats on irans mind. This is their official todo list. laughter i mean its not a its not a mystery, is all im saying. So why is netanyahu here telling us the same thing our president told us the day before . I mean, me could have just called, could have facetimed us, goog handout. Speaker john boehner and House Republicans invited netanyahu without consulting the white house and president obama. Larry you know, republicans, would you just stop it please. You made netanyahu come all the way over here just to embarrass obama . Hes the Prime Minister of israel not the Better Call Saul of international diplomacy. You werent a legislative accident. You cant just call his 1800 line when youre in a jam. Is your country doing a bad deal . Is your president embarrassing you with choices you simply disagree with . Did your country elect a black . Then call the firm of netanyahu, and well immediately show up to any major event, regardless of protocol, including speeches to one party of congress. President ial shaming. And, of course, bamitzvahs. If you hate your president because of ideologically differences, call today. We also handle asbestos cases. cheers and applause larry thank you very much. Oh yeah,. Now while were on the issue of protecting ourselves, theres also been a slew of news stories about how students on American College campuses are trying to accomplish that very same thing. Nevada state assemblywoman Michele Fiore taking heavy criticism after her comments published in a New York Times article. Fiori is sponsoring a bill that would allow College Students to carry concealed weapons on campus. If these young hot little girls have a fireman, i wonder how many men will want to assault them . laughter larry yungs hot little girls . Are you an assemblywoman or the mcs stilleto. Can you show me that lady at her desk again . Shes got a soiled gold a. K. 47 lamp . Hes got a solid gold ak47. I havent even seen rappers with that kind of bling. What did she run on, hope, change, and thug life . I guess she knows she had a good day when she didnt have to chang the bulb in her a. K. Right . Do we really think College Students are responsible enough to be carrying guns on campus . Now, from what people have told me about my college days laughter i dont think i would have been responsible enough but i dont know, maybe kids are more mature. A fraternity at the university of michigan have been suspend after an overthetop party at a ski resort. Check this out. Caused over 100,000 in damage. Members of six faternities and sor orts broke furn dispurs windows leaving holes in the walls. Larry okay, thats a case where the hotel needs guns, right . laughter applause oh, my who does that . Okay, so clearly college kids and guns would be a terrible combination. So lets see. A terrible idea involving who should have guns. This sounds like a job for the n. R. A. Wayne lapierre head of the n. R. A. How are you selling this . We fear for our moms. We fear for our wives owrk sisters and our daughters. Because we know how exposed they are. They can be spied upon stalked online, set up for attacks through social media or through a kicked down door. The n. R. A. s refuse to be a Victim Program teaches women how to protect themselves with or without a gun. Larry and to be clear, when the head of n. R. A. Says without a gun, he means with multiple guns. laughter just clearing that up. applause so theyre using scare tactics on women. So whos being blamed for this in waynes world jowhat. What have the New York Times or hollywood celebrities or the antigun lobby . What have they done to empower women . All theyve done is try to make women weaker by scaring them. Larry wait hollywood has been trying to scare them . Have you heard yourself from 10 seconds ago . They can be spied upon stalked online set up for attacks through social media or through a kicked down door. cheers and applause . Larry all right, this is a very complicated situation and to help clear up some of this were going to talk to our newest nightly show contributor, hand gun. Thank you for joining us, mr. Gun. Thank you, mr. Gun. applause larry, please, mr. Guns married to my mother. Called cawl me hand. Larry okay sorry. Thanks hand. Now i just wanted to get your thoughts on this story about allowing students to carry weapons on campuses. Good idea or bad idea . Its the bleep worst idea ive ever heard, okay and i spend a fair amount of time with straightup murderers, larry. laughter . Larry okay. Is that true . You have seen some action . Larry, my serial number was rubbed off in 05 by a guy named baby killer. So yeah, ive seen some bleep . Larry baby killer sounds pretty bad. I would agree with that. And youre worried about being on a College Campus . Yeah, larry. Listen, guys like baby killer live by a code. Im not saying agree with it but somebody does something to him, he does it back. But college kids man, theyre unpredictable. One minute im tucked away in a backpack typing up a paper and next thing you know hes on molly and shooting up a frat party. I dont want to be that gun larry. laughter cheers and applause larry that doesnt sound good. Now, what about the safety of these students . I mean udoesnt carrying a gun make people safer. Oh, god i hate when people say that okay it doesnt even make sense larry it just makes me want to blow somebodys head off larry whoa im sorry i guess i just proved my point. laughter i wouldnt want to put me in the hands of me, larry. Im designed to kill, man. Larry i understand. Well thanks for your perspective hand. You got it, larry. I love the show by the way most of the time. Great job with the mayor yesterday. Larry its a work in progress. Thanks, hand. Well be right back. cheers and applause i already feel like were the most connected but i think this solo date will seal the deal. Sure i offer multicar, safe driver, and so many other discounts that people think im a big deal. And boy, are they right. Ladies, i can share hundreds in savings with all of you just visit progressive. Com today. But right now, its choosing time. Ooh we have a winner. All what . [chuckles] hes supposed to pick one of us. This is a joke, right . That was the whole point of us being here. Flavor feeds the soul. Its the beat you move to, the track you dont want to end. Thats why these allnew special k snack bars are full of the good stuff like golden oats, dark chocolaty chunks and salty pretzels. Each for 100 feelgood calories. Because you should give life all the flavor youve got. Special k snacks. Be flavorful. Megan larry were here talking about guns and College Campuses. Joining us on the panel, massachusetts nbc national correspondent, joy reid. cheers and applause very funny comedian Bonnie Macfarlane. cheers and applause Vice President of the n. Y. U. College republicans, megan powers. And founder of georgetown against gun violence emma iannini. cheers and applause this is great. I think this is our first time we have two College Student on the panel. This is great. Yeah. Im not a College Student. Larry im like which one is the College Student . Guilty. Now bone, i want to start with you because when i first heard the issue about guns and College Students, the first thing i think is animal house old school, those people do not need guns. Right no. Larry is there any university where this sounds like a good to you . No i dont know any universities but this does not sound like a good idea. Theres a reason alamo will not rent to kids this age because theyre not mature enough to handle a moving vehicle. Theyre going to be like texting and gunning. Its a terrible idea. laugh . Larry joy do you feel this is a movement to protect students or promote guns . Whats your perspective . I think its pretty clearly to promote guns. It wasnt long after the Virginia Tech shooting that literally the next year, alec its American Legislative Exchange council and i will n. R. A. Started pushing this idea of relaxing gun laws, and at that time only utah had the insane idea to allow students to carry guns and now we have 15 states considering it including florida and if you know anything any florida if its coming from florida its got to be a good idea. Its insane. Larry megan, youre on the forfront of this. Youre on College Campuses. Is this a protecting womens issue for you . Do you feel pressure from outside groups . I dont think its a protecting women issue as much as it is protecting all students. There are security guards and Police Officers on campuses but they cant be everywhere. So i think it provides kind of a peace of mind to other students knowing there are people i know why i dont trust police but why dont you trust the police . laughter applause . Thats not it, not it. Larry why do you want to take the law out of Law Enforcement . Thats what i want to know. Thats not what i want to do. Larry okay. Police officers, security guards on campuses, completely necessary i just think the colleges dont have the resources to put them everywhere. Larry and you feel students should fill that gap . laughter . I feel if there is a gap, giving students who have had background checks who have been trained, the ability to give others around them peace of mind, or faculty, teachers, administrators, things like that. Larry emma. Just want to jump in and say 40 of gun sales in this country go on without a background check. So theres a great likelihood actually, that any student carrying around, if if they have a concealed carry permit legally may not have went through a background check. Larry hes out trying to score weed. Im going to trust him to do the right thing with guns. Yeah, yeah, i share your concerns. I mean if the idea is if some homicidal maniac comes on to the campus you feel just as safe knowing you have a freshman to protect you as you would have a cop i think is insane. Thats not who youre looking to for protection. And the other issue is i know a freshman. This is not who youre looking to to save your life. Larry i feel very safe with sophomores by the way. A sophomore is a different story. The idea is somebody coming on to campus to potentially do harm and mayhem the idea that an untrained civilian, whether its a freshman or even a sophomore, senior whoever even if they have training would have the presence of mind to respond the way a trained Law Enforcement officer would do, why do we send people to Police Academy . Larry very concerned about throwing amateurs into the mix for gun protection. Police just have marginal training. They make mistakes all the time. Its true. But the Law Enforcement makes mistakes all the time. Its like crazy that, you know that you expect, like, you said, you know, like a sophomore to just oh, and then shoot someone dead. And theyre going for your starbucks card. And then like, oopsy. This is going to be like a lot of oopsies. Larry what also concerns me laughter you dont want someone to be dead and throw your oopsies into the mix is the reason why. Im concerned about the alcohol part of it. Alcohol is a big part of college life. Thats why most students go to college. Lets be honest. One of the reasons. Larry is for the alcohol. Is there any concern that the mix of alcohol and dpuns is going to be a pretty bad mix . Right not ideal. Larry and the age, too. Its not ideal. Thats the understatement of the history of my show thats been on for three months. Its still not going to be legal to drink in the presence with your firearm. Its not like you can conceal carry in any nightclub guto. Youre not allowed to drink and carry your weapon on you. You cant make the kids clean their dorm room. Theres no way you can force people to separate two. Not only, that you have kids away from home, high instance of depression, suicidal thoughts kids having emotional attachments their hormones are hormones are raging. And youre going to add guns. Youll have more violence, more action. More successful successful suicide. Larry has your group talked about alcohol. Is there a movement to ban alcohol . At georgetown . No no. Georgetown isnting isnt going to pull a dartmouth any time soon, i dont think. There would be serious protest from our student body if that were each brought up for consideration. But i agree with what joy said, adding guns into the mix on College Campuses, you take whats already an unstable recipe and transform it into a potentially dangerous one. Larry thats not overlooking the real problem of safety on campuses, particularly with them women. I think were all serious about that put im concerned about this, too. Well be right back and talk a little bit more. Welcome back. Thank you. Its not home. But with every well considered detail, it becomes one step closer. No wonder more People Choose delta than any other airline. Introducing danceallyouwant bladder leak protection. New always discreet underwear for sensitive bladders from always, the experts in feminine protection. New always discreet underwear absorbs heavy bladder leaks faster then the leading brand, so you can feel comfortably dry. Plus always discreet has a discreet fit that hugs your curves. You barely feel it. New always discreet underwear. Now bladder leaks can feel like no big deal. Because, hey, pee happens. They call these sandwiches . This is a sandwich. The new subway turkey italiano melt. Tender turkey breast, genoa salami, pepperoni, provolone. And that tangy new subway vinaigrette. The new turkey italiano melt. Only at subway. Larry thank you, welcome back. We have been talk with our panel about guns on College Campuses and we cent the nightly shows own shemaz treasury and ricky velez to ask student about this. Do you think students should carry guns . Hell no, hell, no. Should students be allowed to hold gundz on campus . No absolutely not. If you could carry a gun on a comeus, would you . I would. You would . Me, personally, no. You think banning drinking on campus would fix anything . No, its college. Why dont they just ban alcohol . Why seriously . I think thats a really bad idea. College students really really like to get drunk. Have you been to a party and you just hated somebody and just wanted to shoot him . No, not yet. Im only a freshman. Whats the biggest drunken frat boy or Climate Change . Climate change is gradual. A drunken frat boy is in front of me so i would say the drunken frat boy. What Group Shipment have guns the jocks the nerds the nicknicks, the junky boys, the jug lows what do you think . What do you think . I dont even know in we have donkey boys . You have donkey boys. I have seen donkey boys. There are definitely donkey boys around. No, dont have guns on campus to prevent rape. Larry all right, thanks ricky thanks shenaz, you never know. Sounded like they made a case for the whole freshman thing. So College Students are doing a lot of hard thinking about these issues and so is our panel. Lets play a game called shoot shiv, or shout. Im going to give you guys some scenarios and you tell me if you would shoot the guy which would kill him. Or you could shiv him with the knife which wouldnt kill him but would send a painful message. Or if you would just shout at them. Talking diplomacy. Whatever. Shoot, shiv, or shout. Bonnie, were going to start with you. Oh, great. Larry youre a comedian bonnie, youre on stage and a heckler wont stop the interrupting your set. He thought he was buying tickets to see Seth Mcfarland not Bonnie Macfarlane. He keeps shouting, wheres stewy shoot, shiv or shout. And keep in mind you can shiv by proxy in this scenario because youre on stage. If you have a shiver out there who wants to shiv for you. I would get someone to shiv for me. Larry you would shiv . Yeah, but i wouldnt you know, i wouldnt have to go to jail or anything right . Larry not in my scenario. All right okay. Joy, this is yours. This is great. Okay, someone is about to run over your defenseless friend shoot, shiv or shout. And id be careful about answering shiv . I agree with you. I dont want thoim live to come back to get me. I want to shoot because he has to go down. Hes huge, and even saying that im afraid. Larry exactly, come at the king, you best not miss. Hallelujah. Larry what are you going to do . I shoot. Hes huge. Larry we have a shiv and a shoot. Megan, youre walking in a dark alley one night and you see a mugger holding a gun on a young family. Do you shoot shiv or shout. If you intervene you may have created the event that will create batman. Im going to take that risk and go shiv. I gotta go shiv. Larry youre gonna shiv . If im close enough. Okay we still get batman. Shiv. Thats pretty good. I applaud your violence. Emma. You invent a time machine you head back to 1920s germany and meet up with young of young hitler. Do you shoot, shiv, or shout and keep in mind hes just a bad artist at this point, hasnt done anything wrong. Just has a 5 00 shadow right here. You know whats coming down, do you shoot, shiv, or shout . Ive always been one to try to be a heroine, so id probably shoot him. Larry you would shoot. You gotta have some Common Ground somewhere. Larry i get it. The first thing i would do is shiv hitler, put him down and then i would shoot him and then i would shout look what i just did to hey mom, you want to live by the lake, right . Yeah. Theres here. Did you just share a listing with me . Look at this one. Its got a great view of the lake. Its really nice mom. Your dad wouldve loved this place. Youre not just looking for a house. Youre looking for a place for your life to happen. Zillow ooooh. I can hear that sizzle. Getting louder and louder philly cheesesteak and egg sizzling with prime rib and gooey cheese. I better just silence this sizzle the new philly cheesesteak and egg skillet. 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On tomorrows show well be talking about the legalization of marijuana. So one year after colorado legalized it, how are things working out . Tweet your questions about marijuana with the hashtag keep it 100. Until then, good nightly, everyone. cheers and and thats how paleolithic hunting tribes overtook Early Agricultural civilizations. Oh. Thats an interesting answer, miss edison. Is it right . Dont know, dont care. But so far youre all getting as. Yes duncan youre welcome. Are you sure everyone should get as . It seems unfair to the people that actually studied. Throw paper balls at her head until she sits down. [students jeering] sitting. Im sitting. Duncan good. Very good. Apluses for all of you. [cheering and whooping] professor duncan you are such a great teacher