The speaker pro tempore the house will be in order, the prayer will be offered by guest chaplain head Granthi Giani Jaswinder Singh from pine hill new jersey. The chaplain good morning. Let us pray. Al mighty god we call you by many names but you are one. Keep your hand over the members of this house as they help steer the future of our great nation. Keep love in our hearts and sound judgment and in our minds. Remind us of our purpose to love and serve another and create a more peaceful world. We ask blessings on to us as they work for the common good. Give all this land humility, integrity and compassion. Lead us from evil so we may selflessly help us remember that we belong to one family. Recognize the entire human race as one. We ask of theal mighty almighty, keep watch over our nations protect us who work tirelessly day and night to ensure our safety and our freedom. You are whatever is seen, my lord, you are one in the name everlasting, almighty god grace for the entire humanity.
Do it for me. The many impeachable offenses of Hannah Baumgartner can barack obama can no longer be ignored. So its time to impeach. Jon its time to impeach. Actually, i think its time to stop checking sarah palins facebook page, but she posts such cute pictures of baby gun. [laughter] well, since clicking on that page there already caused facebook to change all my popup ads to snow machine and moose clubbing products, lets stay with it. Enough is enough of the years of abuse from this president , his unsecured border crisis, for me its the last straw. It makes kind of the battered wife say, no mas. [audience reacts] jon now, if i may, it appears exgovernor palin is finally finished with mangling the english language and has moved on the making spanish incomprehensible. Shes like a serial killer of language. Or whatever the opposite of a Rosetta Stone is. Anyway, the point is this her point is the real victim of children fleeing violence in Central America is latina sarah palin. It mig
[laughter] but first, the real question is this what time is it . Did you really just shout party time . You didnt recognize im setting up a bit of a routine here . [laughter] just got out of college, just a reflex. What time is it . Party time a little bit quiet now. A little bit quiet now. You may be thinking to yourself, time have the tv on in the background while i have sex. Wrong [laughter] nothing else . Im not even going to tell you what time it is. Im going to let my friend sarah do it for me. The many impeachable offenses of Hannah Baumgartner can barack obama can no longer be ignored. So its time to impeach. Jon its time to impeach. Actually, i think its time to stop checking sarah palins facebook page, but she posts such cute pictures of baby gun. [laughter] well, since clicking on that page there already caused facebook to change all my popup ads to snow machine and moose clubbing products, lets stay with it. Enough is enough of the years of abuse from this president , his
Thank you for joining us. My name is jon stewart. Tonights guest, actress emma stone is going to join us. A couple actors talking. All right. One actor talking. [laughter] but first, the real question is this what time is it . Did you really just shout party time . You didnt recognize im setting up a bit of a routine here . [laughter] just got out of college, just a reflex. What time is it . Party time a little bit quiet now. A little bit quiet now. You may be thinking to yourself, time have the tv on in the background while i have sex. Wrong [laughter] nothing else . Im not even going to tell you what time it is. Im going to let my friend sarah do it for me. The many impeachable offenses of Hannah Baumgartner can barack obama can no longer be ignored. So its time to impeach. Jon its time to impeach. Actually, i think its time to stop checking sarah palins facebook page, but she posts such cute pictures of baby gun. [laughter] well, since clicking on that page there already caused face
Stone is going to join us. A couple actors talking. All right. One actor talking. [laughter] but first, the real question is this what time is it . Did you really just shout party time . You didnt recognize im setting up a bit of a routine here . [laughter] just got out of college, just a reflex. What time is it . Party time a little bit quiet now. A little bit quiet now. You may be thinking to yourself, time have the tv on in the background while i have sex. Wrong [laughter] nothing else . Im not even going to tell you what time it is. Im going to let my friend sarah do it for me. The many impeachable offenses of Hannah Baumgartner can barack obama can no longer be ignored. So its time to impeach. Jon its time to impeach. Actually, i think its time to stop checking sarah palins facebook page, but she posts such cute pictures of baby gun. [laughter] well, since clicking on that page there already caused facebook to change all my popup ads to snow machine and moose clubbing products, le