Do it for me. The many impeachable offenses of Hannah Baumgartner can barack obama can no longer be ignored. So its time to impeach. Jon its time to impeach. Actually, i think its time to stop checking sarah palins facebook page, but she posts such cute pictures of baby gun. [laughter] well, since clicking on that page there already caused facebook to change all my popup ads to snow machine and moose clubbing products, lets stay with it. Enough is enough of the years of abuse from this president , his unsecured border crisis, for me its the last straw. It makes kind of the battered wife say, no mas. [audience reacts] jon now, if i may, it appears exgovernor palin is finally finished with mangling the english language and has moved on the making spanish incomprehensible. Shes like a serial killer of language. Or whatever the opposite of a Rosetta Stone is. Anyway, the point is this her point is the real victim of children fleeing violence in Central America is latina sarah palin. It mig
[laughter] but first, the real question is this what time is it . Did you really just shout party time . You didnt recognize im setting up a bit of a routine here . [laughter] just got out of college, just a reflex. What time is it . Party time a little bit quiet now. A little bit quiet now. You may be thinking to yourself, time have the tv on in the background while i have sex. Wrong [laughter] nothing else . Im not even going to tell you what time it is. Im going to let my friend sarah do it for me. The many impeachable offenses of Hannah Baumgartner can barack obama can no longer be ignored. So its time to impeach. Jon its time to impeach. Actually, i think its time to stop checking sarah palins facebook page, but she posts such cute pictures of baby gun. [laughter] well, since clicking on that page there already caused facebook to change all my popup ads to snow machine and moose clubbing products, lets stay with it. Enough is enough of the years of abuse from this president , his
Thank you for joining us. My name is jon stewart. Tonights guest, actress emma stone is going to join us. A couple actors talking. All right. One actor talking. [laughter] but first, the real question is this what time is it . Did you really just shout party time . You didnt recognize im setting up a bit of a routine here . [laughter] just got out of college, just a reflex. What time is it . Party time a little bit quiet now. A little bit quiet now. You may be thinking to yourself, time have the tv on in the background while i have sex. Wrong [laughter] nothing else . Im not even going to tell you what time it is. Im going to let my friend sarah do it for me. The many impeachable offenses of Hannah Baumgartner can barack obama can no longer be ignored. So its time to impeach. Jon its time to impeach. Actually, i think its time to stop checking sarah palins facebook page, but she posts such cute pictures of baby gun. [laughter] well, since clicking on that page there already caused face
Stone is going to join us. A couple actors talking. All right. One actor talking. [laughter] but first, the real question is this what time is it . Did you really just shout party time . You didnt recognize im setting up a bit of a routine here . [laughter] just got out of college, just a reflex. What time is it . Party time a little bit quiet now. A little bit quiet now. You may be thinking to yourself, time have the tv on in the background while i have sex. Wrong [laughter] nothing else . Im not even going to tell you what time it is. Im going to let my friend sarah do it for me. The many impeachable offenses of Hannah Baumgartner can barack obama can no longer be ignored. So its time to impeach. Jon its time to impeach. Actually, i think its time to stop checking sarah palins facebook page, but she posts such cute pictures of baby gun. [laughter] well, since clicking on that page there already caused facebook to change all my popup ads to snow machine and moose clubbing products, le
It takes 270 votes to win the white house. A brand new ohio poll gives the president a fivepoint lead in that crucial state propelled by a two to one average in early voting. As of tonight, 6. 5 Million People have already voted in this election. With over a million voting in just the last 24 hours. Well have much more on the early vote later on in this show. But we start with tonights lead. Hiding in plain sight. We know the Republican Party has been taken over by its far right wing and mitt romney has been dancing as fast as he can to present a moderate face to the country. He did it in the debates and hes trying to do it in the home stretch of this election. But i dont think its going to work. Thats because the extreme views of his party just keep poppinging up at the most inconvenient moments. Today is the issue of abortion and the radical antiwomen views on full display. Heres a candidate romney supports, indiana candidate for senate Richard Mourdock. I believe that life starts at