President s chief economic adviser larry kudlow. Hes going to join us. Thats the question we will ask, when, where and how will some americans be able to get back to work. Now, check out the market. It reopens today after a threeday weekend. Last week was one of the best weeks in decades, with the dow rising 12 . No significant pullback this morning. We are down just maybe 70 odd points for the dow industrials and well above 23,500. How about that. The s p down about. 33 and the nasdaq, same thing, down about. 33 . That is not a significant pullback. Not helping the stock market is a forecast from jpmorgan. They suggest that gdp could fall 40 this quarter and unemployment could reach 20 . Now, that is a dire prediction. Check out the price of oil. The u. S. , russia, saudi arabia and other Oil Producers have announced an agreement that would take 9. 7 Million Barrels of oil a day off the world market. However, that has had very little impact. It may put a floor under the price of oil b
Next week were expected to run out of harpoons and pop rocks. So stock up. By the way, do you really need to color your hair right now . Who are you trying to impress . Your cat . Today, as you probably know, would have been tax day. But we got a three month extension. Do you think well be able to write off bathrobes as a business expense this year . I love that we got a three month extension the one year we finally had time to sit down and actually do our taxes. Basically, the government is hoping that by midjuly everyone will have received their stimulus checks so they can turn around and send them right back. Some people have already received their relief money via direct deposit. But those who are waiting for an actual check will have to wait until next month. According to the washington post, one of the reasons for the delay is because someone decided to print Donald Trumps name on every check. Gee, i wonder whose idea that was . This is the first time a president has ever had his
Want to meet cece . Thats a cute baby. Very cute baby. Adorable. Very cute. Thank you very much. See, we knew it. If he just met her, hed understand. Were back in. Huh. Huh right . Im telling you, that baby could be the star of a show called babies i dont care about. Everybody . Trevor noah here. Welcome to another episode of the daily distancing show. It is now day 18 of staying at home to prevent the spread to have the coronavirus. Heres your quarantine tip of the day, i know these have been helping you live your life, if you crank up the thermostat high enough and look directly into your light bulbs, its basically like youre at the beach. Youre welcome. On tonights episode, dr. Fauci gets a security detail, talk to bill gates about fighting the coronavirus, and america has moved on from toilet paper and are now hoarding guns. Lets get into it. The daily distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily distancing show with T
Gets a security detail, talk to bill gates about fighting the coronavirus, and america has moved on from toilet paper and are now hoarding guns. Lets get into it. The daily distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily distancing show with Trevor Noah Trevor lets kick it off with good news. Like everyone now, scientists around the world are no longer thinking about anything other than the coronavirus. In fact, many scientists have dropped almost all other research and are only focusing on cures and treatments for covid 19, which i think is great, because i think scientists are too busy working on random shit, anyway. Theres always the one random scientist where you read the headline, new study shows ducks can only live two seconds in states. We dont even need to know that whos doing that experiment . How did you get money into this . Now scientists are deciding they will put cooperation ahead of competition and Share Resear
The daily distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily distancing show with Trevor Noah Trevor lets kick it off with good news. Like everyone now, scientists around the world are no longer thinking about anything other than the coronavirus. In fact, many scientists have dropped almost all other research and are only focusing on cures and treatments for covid 19, which i think is great, because i think scientists are too busy working on random shit, anyway. Theres always the one random scientist where you read the headline, new study shows ducks can only live two seconds in states. We dont even need to know that whos doing that experiment . How did you get money into this . Now scientists are deciding they will put cooperation ahead of competition and Share Research immediately rather than waiting for months published results and get credit for themselves, which makes sense to me, this is not the time to worry about credit.