No no . Dad, you like to drink. So have a drink once in awhile. Have two if you devote your whole life to completely avoiding something you like, then that thing still controls your life, and youve never learned any discipline at all. But maybe im just the kind of person who needs to have it all or nothing. Nah, all or nothing is easy, but learning to drink a little bit, responsibly. Thats a disaprin. Disaprin. Come from within. How did i manage to raise such a smart kid . Ive had a great teacher. Thanks, son. No, not you, my karate teacher. Hes really smart. Oh, well, tell you what. Lets leave the car here, walk home, and watch the game. Id like to have another beer or two. All right. Come on or maybe ill have three beers . Thats probably okay, if you spread it out. How about four . I think youre pushing it. How about twenty . Thats not disaprin. Right, right, does vodka count . Dad captioning by captionmax www. Captionmax. Com from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york,
Tyler ninja blevins is joining us on the show, everybody cheers and applause bona fide superstar. Also on toots episode, sugar daddies are going to school, Bernie Sanders beats a heart attack, and donald trump is getting impeached yeah whoo thats right yeah, make noise for congressional procedures laughter lets catch up on todays off with some great news. 2020 hopeful Bernie Sanders says hes feeling good after heart surgery. The have the senator canceling several Campaign Events after the treatment for a blocked artery. Sanders is using the opportunity to push his Healthcare Plan tweeting, none of us know when a medical emergency might affect us, and no one should fear going bankrupt if it occurs. Medicare for all. Trevor bernie cheers and applause bernie oh, man i am so happy and im so glad that bernie is still, like, in the mix. This is what i love about him hes consistent most people wouldnt think about other people and their policies in a crisis, but bernie uses it as an opportunit
Also on toots episode, sugar daddies are going to school, Bernie Sanders beats a heart attack, and donald trump is getting impeached yeah whoo thats right yeah, make noise for congressional procedures laughter lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with some great news. 2020 hopeful Bernie Sanders says hes feeling good after heart surgery. The have the senator canceling several Campaign Events after the treatment for a blocked artery. Sanders is using the opportunity to push his Healthcare Plan tweeting, none of us know when a medical emergency might affect us, and no one should fear going bankrupt if it occurs. Medicare for all. Trevor bernie cheers and applause bernie oh, man i am so happy and im so glad that bernie is still, like, in the mix. This is what i love about him hes consistent most people wouldnt think about other people and their policies in a crisis, but bernie uses it as an opportunity to reinforce his beliefs. The dude has a heart procedure and his first s
That only works in imaginationland. Youre grounded aw, shit. Captioning by captionmax www. Captionmax. Com from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody thank you so much for tuning in thank you for coming out thank you so much for coming out im trevor noah. Our guest tonight is a professional gamer and an internet superstar. He has now come out with something called a book. Tyler ninja blevins is joining us on the show, everybody cheers and applause bona fide superstar. Also on toots episode, sugar daddies are going to school, Bernie Sanders beats a heart attack, and donald trump is getting impeached yeah whoo thats right yeah, make noise for congressional procedures laughter lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with some great news. 2020 hopeful Bernie Sanders says hes feeling good after heart surgery. The have the senator canceling several Campaign Even
everyone, and well only to sunday morning futures. i m sean duffy in for maria bartiromo. today, expanding the base. former president trump spending the week reaching out to thousands in new york city and libertarians in washington. the message was clear, the economy and the border, they matter. they call it the biden migrant invasion, and it s wrong. it s immoral. and the vast majorities of new yorkers agree with me that this is unacceptable. it s unacceptable. we must stop it. trump s drill, baby, drill approach fostered energy independence which we never had before [cheers and applause] low fuel and electricity prices helped moderate inflation and propel economic growth. buttal of these but all of these things have now skyrocketed. they have skyrocketed to levels never seen. inflations has hit us harder than it s probably ever hit us before, and people are suffering because of it. [inaudible conversations] sean: meantime, the left and the senate wasting time with a