greg: oh, look a that. unlike trinidad and tobago she only needs one name, host of kennedy on fox business, it s kennedy. [cheers and applause] greg: he s so sharp we re handing out band-aids to the audience, contributing editor at the spectator, chadwick moore. [cheers and applause] greg: she s so hip grandpas want her as a replacement. fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] greg: and when he steps out of the shower, the national weather service issues a fog warning. pretty good. that was a good one. my massive side kick and the nwa world heavy weight champion tyrus. [cheers and applause] greg: that was a lot of work. before we get to some news stories, it s friday so it s time to braid my hair. i kid. it s time for this. greg s leftovers. mmm. greg: yeah, i love them. you love them. so let s love them together. it s leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t read this week and as always it is my first time reading these. so if they suck, it s
leave it there for over 90 days it becomes the property of the shop. so to watch them sort of bring out ba okay okay as to come after this guy. this is scranton joe isn t he fork the working guys? apparently not. i don t know what s going to happen but i doubt hunter will face any real greg: that sucks. actually it doesn t suck because i m not beneath saying i can t wait for the televised hearing. you re going to have sex, drugs. going to be wild. millions perhaps billions of dollars funneled here and there. we re going to watch it every day. we might not even have to work if they have it wall to wall and it goes on to the night, we might not even have a show. we could just hang out kat: yeah. greg: drink lady drinks kat: yeah. it s crazy though that they were all just living this life the entire time. greg: yeah kat: we re hearing about but this was going on and they re all just, we didn t know. i mean, and like hunter calling
and whores. mainly because no one asked if it s being used for cocaine and whores. i wonder what joe thinks. yeah, yeah, we took a home loan. you know we had to do some repairs, fix the gutters and retile the bathroom. come on. of course we needed it for lawyers. of course we did. hookers and lawyers that s all hunter ever spent his money on. i told him they ll both screw you but only one of them is worth doing a refi on the beach house. [cheers and applause] greg: kennedy two elements to this monologue, hunter biden s legal strategy which looks like it s blown up in his face, not the first time. and then you ve got the disinformation office. this is like the second or third one that s shut down since they sprouted out post trump. what is your take on either and/or both. kennedy: greg i ve answered this question thoroughly several times. i ve been here all week answering this question and now
but that was last summer. tyrus: still. greg: see what i did there? i know what you did last summer. tyrus: last summer, yes. he s really mad you had that great joke about horror move is. greg: but we re not sexist around here. we don t just make fun of crying women. although we could all day. we make fun of crying men, too. the president likes to say, it is never a good bet to bet against the american people and he is right. but what i want to say today is, it is never a good bet to bet against joe biden and this team. never, ever a good bet. greg: was he doing an impression of joe mackey? ron created those tears the old fashioned way by thinking about joe s chances in 24. you know, and i m not even really trying to say that ilhan omar is all bad. i mean say what you will about her she always puts her family
employees of joe like you ve got to help me with this. you ve got to help me. i never called anyone at my parents work, except when i was like little and i would call them to say can i please talk to my mom so she can tell my sister to stop fight can my brother. but she would actually get mad at me about that. she would be like you re in trouble for letting them fight. i was like i m not selling tickets. but joe was just like okay with this. it s crazy. and just quickly the fact that that harvard program, the misinformation program, was led by a woman who fell for a misinformation campaign reminds me of a horror movie for three reasons, right. greg: why? kat: because a lot of us saw the ending coming. there were a lot of warnings along the way and by the end we all found out the call was coming from inside the house. greg: yes. very true. i love it. i love that all these