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Jon thats our show. Here it is your moment zen. A new Jersey Assembly man is in the hot seat for facebook pages. He virtually high captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org. [the colbert report theme music playing] [eagle caw] [cheers and applause] stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen. [cheers and applause] welcome to the report. [crowd chanting stephen ] [cheers and applause] thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the report. Thank you for joining us. Ladies and gentlemen, i think that this world would be a much better place if i could take that kind of energy, put it in a paper bag and huff it. [ laughter ] [cheers and applause] hope you had a good president s day weekend. I took an allexpense paid trip to crapmypantsistan because last friday this happened. A ten ton meteor racing at 33,000 Miles Per Hour through the atmosphere streekd over a russian city 900 miles of east of moscow before exploding of blinding br
This is cnn tonight. Im don lemon. A transition source telling cnn Governor Haley is under consideration for a number of key cabinet positions. Lets begin this hour with sarah murray, who can update us. Lets start out with the breaking news tonight sarah on the transition. What can you tell us . Lets talk about nikki haley. She is going to be in new york at trump tower. Sources say she is the kind of person who could be a good fit as a potential secretary of state in Donald Trumps administration. The person we have been talking about as the leader for secretary of state has been rudy judiany. But the fact you are seeing donald trump meet with nikki haley he has a full slate of meetings tomorrow but i feel like haley is the headline because she was really critical of him during the campaign. Publicly critical, openly critical. She ultimately said she was going to vote for donald trump. But if he were to be seriously considering nikki haley for secretary of state, if he were to pick her
eastern. here is a taste. the kids attack their food like hungry trerchermen wiping out three servings in the time it takes me to eat one. i guess they like it. it good. yeah. this is good. i tell you, i don t think my chef in new york would do better. cooked with wine, too. you re going to jail for that in the states. exactly. i m making the sauce. the kids eat fast. look how fast the kids eat. turn your head and they ll eat your soup right out of the plate. my school lunch room, pushed up your tray like prison, move it along. they come to you and serve you. most important thing. and that we see here is the love married with the food she make and to the kids she serves. i think it does a lot to do with the reaction they have to food. reporter: dessert is homemade, farmer cheese with
christy jacobson. i did not know this that your mom ran a school cafeteria? she did, my mom ran a cafeteria in new jersey. i didn t quite know that my mom had more of a mission managing this cafeteria until i tried to get her to retire. she was in her early 60s. he said, tom, i know the kids coming into my school lunch room for breakfast and lunch, i know this is the only meal that some are eating. that kind of hit me. pie thought mom was going there for social time. i didn t reidn t realize a grean behind it. i want to talk about the food and the food that s comes from. it gives us an opportunity to spotlight the makeover of the pastry plate. we ll talk about that right after this break. i m here at my house on thanksgiving day,