Trevor tonight, we take an indepth look at Bernie Sanders campaign. What are his policies and where does he plan to take the country . Is it to disneyland . I hope. Im trevor noah. This is the daily show. From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah cheers and applause trevor welcome, everybody, to the daily show thank you so much for being here our guest cohost of fox news ththe five greg gutfeld is he cheers and applause trevor im trevor noah, your host until wednesday. After that, well, ive got plans. Wednesdays powerball drawing will be worth more than 1. 3 billion and, yes, that is the largest in the world. Trevor thats right powerball tickets, baybeeeeeee 1. 3 billion i realize thats potential money. Im going to pick that up. 1. 3 billion thats talkinginthethirdperson money, yeah, and trevors going to win him some. 1. 3 billion is so much money it crashes your brain, but luckily the news has a much simpler way to explain it. In
Sometimes you see an awesome preview for a movie you know is horrible, but you want to find out how it ends. Well, now you dont have to, because i love watching awful movies. Ill tell you how theyre gonna end in a new segment were calling spoiler alert. This weeks film is an underrated little gem called orphan. I gotta tell you, this thing had me at frame one. Now, they dont adopt this crazy chick till about 45 minutes in. Yeah, shes just up in the attic. Shes painting. She can paint really well. Oh, the moms a great pianist too. Did i mention they have a deaf daughter . They have a deaf daughter. Kids who hang out with adults are [bleep] freaks. And they become instant best friends. Were best friends. Ill learn sign language. How long should that take . Apparently like a half a day. And the dads like, oh, i dont believe you, woman, that ive known my entire life. I believe this girl that we just met. She never wants to go to the dentist either. Shes like, dont take me to the dentist. A
[applause] yes. Each one of you owes me 12. Okay, next weeks show, wow. We give the make it show girl a web redemption. I woke up everyone, okay . I didnt mean to. I just wanted it to snow. Oh, my god. Such a typical alpha kai omega. Am i right . Oh, they are all the same. Hey, make sure you follow me on twitter so we can live chat during the shows. Check out my tour schedule and keep up with our daily blog at comedycentral. Com tosh. 0. Lastly, the Winter Olympics are coming to a close. Thank goodness. Maybe now colbert will stop yapping about how he sponsored the u. S. Speed skating team. Big deal. We sponsored a team too. But since our show has a budget of zero dollars, we couldnt afford any american teams. So for the price of a cup of coffee, we found out you can sponsor the iranian ice dancing team. Death to america. Good night. [cheers and applause]. [the colbert report theme music playing] [eagle caw] [cheers and applause] stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen. [cheers and app
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