Somebody binds you to them. Comedians dont have a great mortality rate. We lose a lot of people comedian. Im feeling more personal because i know the farc. Mm hmm. I dont drink anymore. I had to quit because i really drank man. I get pulled over by the cops. Id be so drunk id be out dancing to their lights thinking ive made it to another club. In a way laughter is a bizarrely intimate thing. Theres such an uncontrolled physical response. Its very similar biologically to orgasm. Stage someone made you laugh even once you have an affection for that person. Comedian is like your friend. Thats what the job of a comedian is to come on stage and in 60 seconds make friends with a room full of people. Actors theyre geniuses never quite telling us who they are. But comedians getting inside our heads. Its very personal. Theres an intimacy to comedy, so that when theyre gone, you miss it. You have your girlfriend or your wife called you from another room, and shes like sweetie, and then, like the
somebody binds you to them. comedians don t have a great mortality rate. we lose a lot of people comedian. i m feeling more personal because i know the farc. mm hmm. i don t drink anymore. i had to quit because i really drank man. i get pulled over by the cops. i d be so drunk i d be out dancing to their lights thinking i ve made it to another club. in a way laughter is a bizarrely intimate thing. there s such an uncontrolled physical response. it s very similar biologically to orgasm. stage someone made you laugh even once you have an affection for that person. comedian is like your friend. that s what the job of a comedian is to come on stage and in 60 seconds make friends with a room full of people. actors they re geniuses never quite telling us who they are. but comedians getting inside our heads. it s very personal. there s an intimacy to comedy, so that when they re gone, you miss it. you have your girlfriend or your wife called you from another room, and she s like swe
off. to be honest, i don t have sex anymore. i m scared of aids. i took the aids test. i got a 65. at least i passed. in 1980 charlie was hired on saturday night live and he was fired because he was illiterate and couldn t read the cue cards and guess who they hired in this place. eddie murphy. he was just like a real new york street character like a tragic homeless . he had eight he was a crack addict, but through it all, he was always an amazing performer. hello i m harris. i m 33 years young. i have my cousin jason s truck for two more weeks. i have one testicle. welcome all accident and i m down to clown harris. we know who you are literally inspired you always this that job that s crazy, right? paris whittles was so talented he was doing stand up.
what a life, a passing native and dedicated service can do, to be able to see how life was then for a gay american in the military, scared of aids. compare to how it is now. and to see that she was there in leadership when all of that was happening. shows us what a human being can do when they work really hard. and she is an inspiration to us all. but thank, you and i know she is not going to start arresting anytime soon, but she deserves to, if he chooses to. james brown,, you know, you both are still cute, after all of these years. thank you, mr. brown, so much for coming to the last word. tonight s last word is next. [laughter] ord is next. [laughter]
he went on and blew the roof off. but to be honest, i don t have sex anymore. i m scared of aids. i took the aids test. i got a 65. hey, at least i passed. in 1980, charlie was hired on saturday night live. and he was fired because he was illiterate and couldn t read the cue cards. and guess who they hired in his placele? eddie murphy. he was just like a real new york street character. like a tragic homeless, had he aids. he was a crack addict but through it all, he was always an amazing performer. what s up? i m harris. i m 33 years young. i have my cousin jason s truck for two more weeks. i have one testicle, whack-a-mole accident and i m a clown. i just fired you. was in that job? that s crazy. never mind. paris whittles was so