the blue phone. it is time for messages for greg. when you see the blue phone you know it is over. let s kickback and relax and feast your eyes on us as we bathe your ears with warm, soapy words. hey, greg, like the new table. but you are a knar saw cystic bastard for taping yourself so you can watch yourself and gloat. greg, i remember you did a segment on your show a couple week ago that said people are happier on the weekends than they were on the weekdays. i was thinking of myself i figured out that i am happier on the weekdays than i am on the weekends because there is no new episodes of red eye on the weekends. greg, i like your new table. i like the idea of the light chair, but i think you should