the blue phone. it is time for messages for greg. when you see the blue phone you know it is over. let's kickback and relax and feast your eyes on us as we bathe your ears with warm, soapy words. >> hey, greg, like the new table. but you are a knar saw cystic bastard for taping yourself so you can watch yourself and gloat. >> greg, i remember you did a segment on your show a couple week ago that said people are happier on the weekends than they were on the weekdays. i was thinking of myself i figured out that i am happier on the weekdays than i am on the weekends because there is no new episodes of "red eye" on the weekends. >> greg, i like your new table. i like the idea of the light chair, but i think you should