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The gusts are expected to get much worse here. When the wind does pick up and you feel those strong gusts it is very very cold. You are going to want to grab the jacket this morning. It is only going to get worse in the next couple of hours. You are right. The big caution Going Forward is to just braced for it. 38 thursday night and friday morning is when the rain is really going to be coming into the bay area. Theyre concerned about low areas in San Francisco flooding so theyre handing out sandbags. You can have up to 10 free sandbags if you show your id. There about 6500 of the sandbags available. You want to get those in place if you have not already today. Aside from all the problems ranking cause theres also a good side and that is the beginning be reservoirs failefailed. There at 13 percent capacity right now and is entirely dependent on rainfall. If you look at them all together the 10 reservoirs there just 35 of capacity. They need the rain and get it we will this week. Hopeful
Peters from california joining us tomorrow. Well see you then. Announcer this is the bill press show. [ theme music ] stephanie okay. Thats not working. Hello. Welcome current tv land. I cant hear jacki. Okay. Stephanie all right then. Good morning, everybody we have a new pope. Who wants to throw out the first pope joke . Okay. Ummmmm. A priest and rabbi stephanie you are lucky he even popes for you. He is pope francis. And he has one lung. Stephanie dont cry argentina, the truth is he never left you. He is italian decent. As many in italy are. Stephanie in the meantime here is Jacki Schechner in the current news center. Good morning, we do have a new pope today a lot sooner than expected. The cardinals picked pope francis after just five rounds of voting. He is 76 years old and the first pope from latin america. He is known to be simple and pastoral, but not expected to modernize any of the issues like aborg, gay marriage or allowing women to become priest. President obama congratula
In case youre wondering why there are so many dogs a Dog Rescue Group uses treadmills to exercise the pup. That is our last call. Well see you all again monday night. Go all weekend to gretawire. Com talk about tonights show and big issues and watch the super bowl on gretawire gretawire. Com. And see you monday night. Eric im eric bolling with kimberly guilfoyle, andrea tantaros, bob beckel, greg gutfeld. Its 5 00 in new york city. Guess what . This is the five. Eric so, you getting ready for big game this weekend . I know i am. Im stumped to watch the niners beat up on the ravens. So bob has wear a belly shirt around the building. A game im really looking forward to gets underway before super bowl xlvii. Slow pitch softball practice on cbs 4 30 on sunday. Scott pelly said to put the journalistic credit on the line interviewing president obama. If steve crofts interview is any indication were likely to see lead in to the puppy bowl rather than super bowl. How would you characterize you
Dana hello, everyone. Im dana perino along with four other people. Kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckel, eric bolling, greg gutfeld. Its 5 00 in new york city. This is the five dana the press once again caught in a selective editing scandal, this time proclaiming that the far of a little boy killed in newtown massacre was he canleed. Take was was heckled. Take a look. Why anyone in room needs assault style weapons or military weapons or highcapacity clips. Not one person can answer that question. Please, no comments while mr. Heslin is speaking. Clear the room. Dana here is the part they didnt show you. I ask if there is anyone in this room can give me one reason or challenge this question why anybody in this room needs to have one of these assaultstyle weapons or military weapons . Dana greg, yesterday, you did something that no one else has done before 5 00. You actually watched the vid row. Greg yes. I thought you said went to a bar and got drunk. It wasnt just msnbc that missed this. Pie