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we begin with brand-new video from the pentagon, showing the moment a russian fighter jet collided with a u.s. drone over international waters. the stunning footage shows the jet approaching the drone, dumping fuel as it gets closer. then striking the drone s propeller before it plunged into the water. the defense department also released these images, one first showing the propeller attacked, a second photo showing the damaged propeller. the kremlin had said the u.s. downed the drone. well, we know that s not true. the video clearly is a receipt for why that didn t happen. almost immediately following the crash, russia sent ships to search for debris. we don t have warships there anymore. biden took them out. our top military brass is doubtful they will find anything, recovering usable intelligence, because that part of the black sea is some 5,000 feet deep. still the incident is very troubling. here s general mark milley, chairman of the joint chiefs of staff. so so was
the southwestern part of the state. claudia, what are you doing now? i m so owe i m getting important stuff. my paperwork. my husband s personal things. i lost him two months ago. now i ve lost my only home. so i m packing it up, taking it to my car. you re packing it up in a garbage can? yeah. have you the goe gotten any p yet? no. but that s okay. i m strong. i can get it, get the important things. all right, claudia, god bless you. thank you. all right. i ll be all right. claudia says she s strong, and that s what people are relying on, at least in the first early hours here, their own strength. some people have been asking us for water, food, and of course communication is a tough thing as well with all the cellphones down. right now really it s neighbor helping each other here until help from more than 35 states arrives. tucker, back to you. tucker: we ll assess the path of the storm and the damage that it s wrought with hurricane expert brian nor
Whats going on in this world . Abby you hate daylight savings. Train to the rest of us love summer because you want to go to bed at 7 00 in the morning show. Clayton i watch golden girls and i go to bed. Abby you love golden girls. If you guys arent awake yet, hopefully now you are. Pete yesterday i got a treat to sit pete, clayton, can you just move out of the way. Abby love you guys. Happy Independence Day weekend. We hope youll celebrate with us and sadness in your home photos of how you are celebrating, how you are Proud American country. Proud american. Yesterday i did get a patriotic cat photo. I sent it to her producers. They refuse to run it. They refuse. Were you guys refusing to unpatriotic cat shows on our
trade for one of the headlines from the other networks as trump attacks media at freedom event. You wonder why. Abby media loves to talk about it. Clayton he attacked them or challenge them at the event on his plane on the way there. They must have wifi on Air Force One. H