thank you, mr. president. announcer: it s a late show with stephen colbert. tonight: impeach me baby, one more time. plus stephen welcomes. samantha bee and paul mescul featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater office building in new york city, it s stephen colbert! stephen: well, hi there. welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to add a. a late show. i m your host, stephen colbert. aso, welcome to the afterscape. and it s not even a cool afterscape, where spice tribes in face paint fight each other in suped-up muscle cars across the forbidden zone but we are in the dystopia. here s the situation, fellow american citizens: overnight, members of the national guard had to sleep next to their weapons on the floor of the capitol building. now, that s terrible to see. but what s additionally heartbreaking about this is that some of these soldiers are sleeping next to a plaque commemorating the civil war troops that were quartered
trump saw the quarter in the air, he said hey, that s how much i paid in taxes last year, and it went downhill from there. because of the pandemic, there s no opening hand shake, no physical contact. the candidates remained socially distant. it was like date night with melania. biden faced an unusual challenge. how do you diebate a pathologicl liar. it s like debating a parrot. the parrot s going to repeat the same things and then take a dump on the new york times. their views on the integrity of the election, biden is for it, trump is against. it was a good debate. the candidates had a product thproducttive give-and-take, no, it was terrible. i d call it a nightmare, but at some point during a nightmare you get some sleep is. we were talking about whether to move to vancouver or montreal. if you missed the debate tonight, basically did went like this. vote now. make sure you in fact let people know. he doesn t want to answer the question. i m not going to answer the
and it went downhill from there. because of the pandemic, there s no opening handshake, no physical contact. the candidates remained socially distant the whole time. it was like date night with melania. biden faced an unusual challenge. how do you debate a pathological liar? it s like debating a parrot. you can make whatever points you want but you know the parrot s just going to say the same four things it knows and then maybe take a dump on the new york times. there was plenty of back and forth. the candidates laid out their different views on a variety of subjects, including the integrity of the election. biden is for it, trump is against. really, it was a good debate. the candidates had a productive give-and-take, no, it was terrible. it was a terrible debate. i d call it a nightmare, but at least during a nightmare you get some sleep. at one point guillermo and i, this is not a joke, we were trying to decide whether to move to vancouver or montreal. guillermo: that s
9:30 tomorrow so those watch tragic, good morning. as with past virtual lectures there will be time of the talk for our guest to answer any questions you might have. feel free to ask a question by clicking on the q & a icon and split them there 0 or vote for other commit submitted questions. i d like to introduce thomas bowman, class of 2013 who we introduce our spending are foe the evening. thank you, jeremy. steven farnsworth is professor of international affairs and director of the center for leadership and media study at the university of mary washington. the co-author or author of send books and a 201 recipient of the virginia outstanding faculty award from the state council of higher education for virginia. in addition, dr. farnsworth has won three campus-wide teaching award at mary washington. the alum anytime association outstanding young factually member bar. the married teaching award and the richard poll mary outstanding award. dr. farnsworth, american studie
the disgusting jeffrey epstein case, it is very much still ongoing. we learned the hundred other people could still be able gated this is according to lawyers with the dead child rapist, maxwell as he repeatedly killed himself in a manhattan jail so last month, his death is still a mystery and they have not stopped. while in legal troubles are now over, they may be just beginning for everybody else in his orbit, this morning at along with lawyers with one of his accusers, that is where we learned the hundreds of names are still sealed in thousands of pages of court documents. one person said john doe has been big and the judge not to release the names out of fear it will ruin his reputation. it also appears the judge may release those names anyway. that is when things are really going to get interesting. here is why, is entered the case files released that one accuser claims she was raped by numerous prominent american politicians, powerful business executives, sworn presiden