And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 782. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much welcome to the show. Welcome, everybody, welcome to the tonight show, baby. This is it. This is the one to watch. This is it. Im excited. Well, heres what people are talking about, you guys. What a crazy weekend in washington. First, former National Security adviser Michael Flynn cut a a plea deal with Robert Mueller and then the Senate Passed the gop tax bill. I tried to follow it on the news, but all the anchors have been fired for sexual harassment, so i didnt see anything. [ applause ] steve really . Jimmy i dont know whats going on. Thats right. Michael flynn agreed to a plea deal with Robert Mueller and it came out that the fbi is investigating everyone in the white house all the way to the top. Trump was like, oh my god, theyre investigating putin . Everybody. Everybody. Everybody [ laughter ] [ applause ] thats right, flynn cut a deal
2 00 a. M. On saturday is when your drunk friend gets in the back of a police car because he thought it was an uber, and then barfs on himself. [ laughter ] 2 00 a. M. Is when your friend whos into coke says, im going to get some more coke. [ laughter ] Senate Democrats on friday criticized republicans for making lastminute handwritten changes to the tax reform bills, hours before there was a vote on it. I cant even read this, said trump, about a different thing. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] a new poll has found that 48 of roy moores supporters plan to vote for him because hes the best person for the job. Whats the job . Male stripper for Nursing Homes . [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers ] stand back, ladies. Former National Security advisor Michael Flynn on friday pleaded guilty to lying to the fbi about contacts with the Russian Ambassador. And if thats what he pleaded to, you know whatever he did was worse. [ laughter ] its like if o. J. Had pleaded guilty to changing lanes
[ laughter ] 2 00 a. M. On saturday is when your drunk friend gets in the back of a police car because he thought it was an uber, and then barfs on himself. [ laughter ] 2 00 a. M. Is when your friend whos into coke says, im going to get some more coke. [ laughter ] Senate Democrats on friday criticized republicans for making lastminute handwritten changes to the tax reform bills, hours before there was a vote on it. I cant even read this, said trump, about a different thing. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] a new poll has found that 48 of roy moores supporters plan to vote for him because hes the best person for the job. Whats the job . Male stripper for Nursing Homes . [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers ] stand back, ladies. Former National Security advisor Michael Flynn on friday pleaded guilty to lying to the fbi about contacts with the Russian Ambassador. And if thats what he pleaded to, you know whatever he did was worse. [ laughter ] its like if o. J. Had pleaded guilty to c
Musical guest st. Vincent. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 782. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much welcome to the show. Welcome, everybody, welcome to the tonight show, baby. This is it. This is the one to watch. This is it. Im excited. Well, heres what people are talking about, you guys. What a crazy weekend in washington. First, former National Security adviser Michael Flynn cut a a plea deal with Robert Mueller and then the Senate Passed the gop tax bill. I tried to follow it on the news, but all the anchors have been fired for sexual harassment, so i didnt see anything. [ applause ] steve really . Jimmy i dont know whats going on. Thats right. Michael flynn agreed to a plea deal with Robert Mueller and it came out that the fbi is investigating everyone in the white house all the way to the top. Trump was like, oh my god, theyre investigating putin . Everybody. Everybody. Everybody [ laughter ] [ applause ] tha
Sorry. Stephen so do i, yeah. laughter whats that button do . I dont know, man. I just do cokes and sandwiches. I heard it either starts stephens show or blows up the sun. But, i mean, only an idiot would press that, right . explosion its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes jon stewart, john oliver, samantha bee, ed helms and rob corddry. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen woo hey whats going on . cheers and applause how are you . Whats going on, man . Jon whats going on . Stephen how was your weekend . Jon great. audience chanting Stephen Stephen hey welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause huge story that broke just minutes ago, like, less than ten minutes ago. F. B. I. Director james comey has just been fired by donald trump. cheers and applause jon wooo stephen wow, huge, huge donald trump fans here ton