Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes paul bettany, Laura Benanti and musical guest tyler the creator, featuring jon batiste and stay human. Now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause band playing stephen nice. Thats nice. Nice. cheers and applause hey, everybody welcome. Welcome to the late show. Imyouim im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause who watched the shark thing . I did. Any of you guys watch it over there . Jon i didnt see it. Stephen it was amazing. And it wasnt real. But it was amazing. But i like a little break from reality right about now. cause have you seen reality . Its scary. Theres blood in the water, and there are a lot of sharks circling the white house. Anyway, they lied to us. Jon oh, oh. Stephen speaking of lying, sean spicer. cheers and applause look how much they miss you, sean. On friday, spicer resigned as White House Press secretary. cheers and ap
Musical guest, luke bryan, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 635, yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy a high five. Oh, hi, everybody. Welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. This is you made it. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show, man. Heres what everyone is talking about. Of course its a big story out of washington. Attorney general Jeff Sessions recused himself from any investigations into trumps ties with russia. Yeah. He recused himself, but he still claims he did not lie under oath. Then he said, im not under oath right now, am i . [ laughter and applause ] but if i am, you got to tell me. So as you expected, many people arent very upset with Jeff Sessions. But White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer said that when sessions denied having contact with russia, he was being 100 straight. [ laughter ] even mike pence was like, come on, no
And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 635, yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy a high five. Oh, hi, everybody. Welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. This is you made it. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show, man. Heres what everyone is talking about. Of course its a big story out of washington. Attorney general Jeff Sessions recused himself from any investigations into trumps ties with russia. Yeah. He recused himself, but he still claims he did not lie under oath. Then he said, im not under oath right now, am i . [ laughter and applause ] but if i am, you got to tell me. So as you expected, many people arent very upset with Jeff Sessions. But White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer said that when sessions denied having contact with russia, he was being 100 straight. [ laughter ] even mike pence was like, come on, no one is 100 straight. [ laug
And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 635, yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy a high five. Oh, hi, everybody. Welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. This is you made it. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show, man. Heres what everyone is talking about. Of course its a big story out of washington. Attorney gener recused himself from any investigations into trumps ties with russia. Yeah. He recused himself, but he still claims he did not lie under oath. Then he said, im not under oath right now, am i . [ laughter and applause ] but if i am, you got to tell me. So as you expected, many people arent very upset with Jeff Sessions. But White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer said that when sessions denied having contact with russia, he was being 100 straight. [ laughter ] even mike pence was like, come on, no one is 100 straight. [ laughter and applaus
Very nice. So should we check with the judges . What do you give her out of seven . Two and a half. Very slow and backward. Wasnt it . We waited three hours for that . I like how she moved it up, had little contraption put together there. And doing another run, maybe she will make up for it. Little more speed, jen, little more speed. This is unfortunate. Have you guys ever done this . A girlfriend accidentally exposes her own lies to her boyfriend of two years, she texted him for advice about cheating on him. Ya, so her name is zoe. She wrote this message about her boyfriends jordan that was meant for a friend. This is what she said. Im literally so anxious right now, seeing this guy behind jordans back, and we had really important plans tomorrow because jordan was supposed to be at work and then jordan texts me i dont have to work tomorrow and i dont want to let my other guy down. I told him and he was like i knew you wouldnt come. I feel so bad. Needless to say, once jordan got the t