he did call, though. he was breaking up on the phone and all i got out of it was gasoline and kilmeade s house. so kilmeade, watch your six. no, wait, it s greg, watch your three. all night gutfeld. anyway christmas has come and gone and boy have we been given some duesies of gifts. when i got them gives from the big and tall shop. they had it coming. when i was a kid and got a gift i didn t like you just accepted it. like when your mom said so you wore it when she said so. nothing like an unwrapped toy to make you say your first curse words under your breath. i don t know why they didn t wrap them no one elsewhere s a quadruple size pair of socks but me. and then mom would say, i know you didn t ask for it but santa knew you needed it. thanks a lot santa. the following year when i put him in that head lock. but i was the bad kid? what did i know? i was five. and it s weird, so he spies on me all year, then he breaks into my house, and it s okay because he brought socks? d
done before. and you don t usually see someone go to rehab for eating nutter butters, but the good news is he s starter heroin as an excuse to get fresh air. meanwhile, farmer bro martin scarelli has some advise, shave your head deepen your voice and start listening to rap. the same advice i got from mc dana perino. here he is on a recent podcast. my advice for him includes shaving his head. my advice for him includes deepening his voice. sam is going to have a lot of issues because he s a bit of an a a feminate guy and if people think they can pick on you they will pick on you and it s an
advice he sorely needs. ftx sam bankman-fried got released on a $250 million bond the same deal they offer any non-white criminal. yeah, let that sink in. my guests they re not worried he d jump bail because that involves, well, jumping. he s a bag of oatmeal, all right, let s be honest. don t be polite now. workers spotted installing security cameras outside the home of the stanford university campus. if they see him naked the cameras are programmed to self-destruct. bankman-fried has to wear a kankle monitor and can only leave the house to get substance abuse exercise which is something he s clearly never
the arian brotherhood calls him too white. for more on this i caught up with myself and bankman-fried earlier today. tyrus live, sam how are you getting ready for the big house. i ve been playing video games so i can relate to the other prison guests and studying music with guitars and huckabee collection. shave your head, do some push-ups, give me this, listen to rap music. i ll be back in three hours. you are ready. i m hard i just need this tear drop drawn on dog. i can t draw that for you. all right my don t you ever, ever say that. back to me.