he did call, though. he was breaking up on the phone and all i got out of it was gasoline and kilmeade s house. so kilmeade, watch your six. no, wait, it s greg, watch your three. all night gutfeld. anyway christmas has come and gone and boy have we been given some duesies of gifts. when i got them gives from the big and tall shop. they had it coming. when i was a kid and got a gift i didn t like you just accepted it. like when your mom said so you wore it when she said so. nothing like an unwrapped toy to make you say your first curse words under your breath. i don t know why they didn t wrap them no one elsewhere s a quadruple size pair of socks but me. and then mom would say, i know you didn t ask for it but santa knew you needed it. thanks a lot santa. the following year when i put him in that head lock. but i was the bad kid? what did i know? i was five. and it s weird, so he spies on me all year, then he breaks into my house, and it s okay because he brought socks? d
you didn t ask for it but santa knew you needed it. thanks a lot santa. the following year when i put him in that head lock. but i was the bad kid? what did i know? i was five. and it s weird, so he spies on me all year, then he breaks into my house, and it s okay because he brought socks? doesn t feel right. well, this year, as a country, we were given a lot of odd gifts. and definitely more than just some fancy ass wrapped socks. from our wonderful administration, we got this [bleep] guy. secretary of homeland security alejandro mayorkas. yeah, he was wrapped in a bow. first openly lying on men and women on the border. and then if that wasn t a giant bag of coal he also suggestedd