Whats the idea, major . You cant be trusted with a rifle, so im relieving you of it. You cant take a mans rifle away, not in this country. Start digging. What . Bury that buffalo. Thats good meat. My wife and kids are hungry. Everybody on the whole train is hungry, but theyre alive. Now, you start digging, mister, and youd better hope that you get that thing covered up before one of white eagles scouts sees it. Now, go on. Go ahead, dig. Im only gonna say this once more. This is not the first time ive taken a wagon train through white eagles terrory, and when i tell you that the only way he lets us through without attacking us is for us to holster our guns and leave his game alone, i ow gol darn well what im talking about. You take burns back to that second supply wagon and chain him up. Make sure he stays there till were through white eagles hunting grounds. This whole train couldve been massacred for what he did. I aim to see it doesnt happen again. Go do like i told you. Come on. Oh
A rifle. Pleasanton police say theyve got solid leads in the case, but the people i spoke to out here today said theyre going to be on edge until these criminals are in custody. Crime number one, saturday night about 8 00, a group of men outside pf changs, one attacks a 17yearold girl. He punched the victim in the face and took her purse as she fell to the ground. That makes us a little more cautious when were walking out to the street. We have a lot of cash. We have to be on the lookout. Reporter crime number two, early sunday afternoon a 63yearold woman in the parking lot, the men approach, one grabs her purse and knocks her down. She reported another male suspect having a shot gun or Assault Rifle pointed at her. Reporter all are described as black, 18 to 25 years old, medium build wearing hoodies. It makes us more nervous to leave our cars in this parking lot. Reporter earlier this month, 9 the 63yearold woman was left in critical condition. My mom actually texted me last night to
Conference to say once again he wont negotiate. So Speaker John Boehner had his own press conference. The central argument is this are we going to sit down and have a conversation or arent we . Theres no reason to make it more difficult to bring people to the table. Theres no pwoupb reis here. Theres nothing on the table, theres nothing off the table. Stephen that is a leader with a clear goal i want a table laughter but but. cheers and applause but while theres been no movement in d. C. , there isnt Movement Towards d. C. Angry truckers headed to washington, d. C. As part of a threeday protest called the truckers ride for the constitution. Its expected to tie up three lanes of traffic around i495 around the nations capital. Stephen thats right, truckers are pledging to drive around the beltway for three days in what theyre called ride for the constitution. And then, presumably, pop dexedrine for the declaration of independence. laughter and pee into gatorade bottles for the gettysburg
Screwdriver. The congressional Business Center is still open during the shutdown. Wow it is really hard to get out of a gym membership. This is the colbert report. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central theme song playing cheers and applause stephen hey audience chanting stephen whoo whoo welcome to the report, everybody good to have you with us in here, out there, all around the world. Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, as you know it is day nine of the Government Shutdown and you know what they say no news is good news so good news. laughter yesterday obama actually held another hourlong press conference to say once again he wont negotiate. So Speaker John Boehner had his own press conference. The central argument is this are we going to sit down and have a conversation or arent we . Theres no reason to make it more difficult to bring people to the table. Theres no pwoupb reis here. Theres nothing on the table, theres nothing off the table. Stephen that is a leader with a cl
You have a higher opinion of congress or dog poop. Will the stephen tonight, did a congressional candidate violate election laws . Even more shocking, we have election laws . laughter then, twitter prepares for its i. P. O. Hashtag i dont know what an i. P. O. Is. laughter my guest tom hanks stars in the new film captain phillips. Hes a hero who saves the day using a particular type of screwdriver. The congressional Business Center is still open during the shutdown. Wow it is really hard to get out of a gym membership. This is the colbert report. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central theme song playing cheers and applause stephen hey audience chanting stephen whoo whoo welcome to the report, everybody good to have you with us in here, out there, all around the world. Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, as you know it is day nine of the Government Shutdown and you know what they say no news is good news so good news. laughter yesterday obama actually held another hourlong press