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Enforce shutdown orders. Their governor, gretchen whitmer, joins us live. Dr. Oz apologizes, sparking outrage after suggesting schools should reopen despite the death rate. It might be a tradeoff some folks would consider. Now the tv doctor saying he misspoke. Potential breakthrough. Covid19 patients in chicago given that ebola drug, remdesivir, then discharged just days after being admitted to the er. The new report this morning. Harry and meghan step out. The couple giving back to their community in los angeles and the prince opening up about his life during the pandemic. Can you feel the love tonight and sharing the love, some of the biggest stars on the planet thanking our Health Care Heroes from demi lovato to ariana grande. Upon a star plus, that surprise performance from beyonce and the powerful High School Musical mashup with a big message. Were all in this together good morning, america. Great to have you all with us on this friday morning. See all the stars there sharing the
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