roller skating event is to meet girls. dana: were you good? dan: no, i was terrible. i want to see the financial filings. this is a fake story. skate city on arapaho road and i was really good. dan: i was an embarrassment. dana: i still rollerblade. chipotle s new brisket has got everyone talking. we decided to try it for ourselves. this is brisket? so, dan, you re a brisket connoisseur. you can eat. dan: i m a new york guy. i know brisket well. i tell you, a story in the secret service, the old sac don white 2 1/2 pounds of extra moist brisket for four hours from rudy s in waco, texas. dana: none for you, jessica? jessica: inelegant.