roller skating event is to meet girls. >> dana: were you good? >> dan: no, i was terrible. i want to see the financial filings. this is a fake story. >> skate city on arapaho road and i was really good. >> dan: i was an embarrassment. >> dana: i still rollerblade. chipotle's new brisket has got everyone talking. we decided to try it for ourselves. this is brisket? so, dan, you're a brisket connoisseur. you can eat. >> dan: i'm a new york guy. i know brisket well. i tell you, a story in the secret service, the old sac don white 2 1/2 pounds of extra moist brisket for four hours from rudy's in waco, texas. >> dana: none for you, jessica? >> jessica: inelegant.