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No, maam. Im sorry. You have the wrong number. Its quite all right. Digit dialing. [ telephone rings ] hello . no, maam, i am sorry this is not the sunnydale rest home no, i dont mean im sorry its not. It isnt. Or is it . Three wrong numbers in a row . That was no lady. What are they up to . [ telephone rings ] hello . listen, if you ring this phone one more time, im oh, uh. Hello, larry. Im sorry i shouted at you. I thought you were my motherinlaw. Motherinlaw . Youre not afraid to talk like that to your motherinlaw . Darrin, if you were here, id get your autograph. Instead, i got some news for you. Uh, when . Well, in that case, maybe sam would oh. Well, of course, if they arent. Yeah. Oh, sure. Bye, lar. Breakfast is ready. Bad news. I resent you addressing me like that. If the shoe fits. Im warning you shoes can kick [ ding ] uh, what do you mean, bad news . Were going to honolulu. When . This afternoon. We are . Honolulu uh, sam and you call that bad news . Sam you didnt give me m
Samantha . Samantha whats wrong, sweetheart . Wouldnt larry let you off. The account . I didnt get a chance to argue the point with him. Something a little more important came up like what . Like. Her are you referring to me . Im not referring to mahrooshkah samantha, can you translate that gibberish, or am i to be left in the dark . Now, dont try to brazen it out. She came to my office today and tried to pass herself off as madame maruska well, i saw through her little disguise and tossed her out on her ear howd you like them apples, endora . Uh, ssweetheart, mother wasnt in your office. She was with me all morning. Sure, she was come on, sam, dont alibi for her thats no alibi. She was here all the time. When, all the time . This morning, all the time. Your mother was really here with you . Yes, darrin, she really was. Youve never lied to me, have you, sam . No, sweetheart. Not even this one time. Darrin, mother was here with me all morning. I could forgive a little lie this one time.
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