No, maam. Im sorry. You have the wrong number. Its quite all right. Digit dialing. [ telephone rings ] hello . no, maam, i am sorry this is not the sunnydale rest home no, i dont mean im sorry its not. It isnt. Or is it . Three wrong numbers in a row . That was no lady. What are they up to . [ telephone rings ] hello . listen, if you ring this phone one more time, im oh, uh. Hello, larry. Im sorry i shouted at you. I thought you were my motherinlaw. Motherinlaw . Youre not afraid to talk like that to your motherinlaw . Darrin, if you were here, id get your autograph. Instead, i got some news for you. Uh, when . Well, in that case, maybe sam would oh. Well, of course, if they arent. Yeah. Oh, sure. Bye, lar. Breakfast is ready. Bad news. I resent you addressing me like that. If the shoe fits. Im warning you shoes can kick [ ding ] uh, what do you mean, bad news . Were going to honolulu. When . This afternoon. We are . Honolulu uh, sam and you call that bad news . Sam you didnt give me much time to brush up on my hula. Honey, its business. Thats marvelous. Its so much more fun on an expense account. Sam, youre not going. I cant take you. Oh. You said we. t take their wives, so i cant very well take you. Oh. It might get them in trouble with their own wives. Well, it certainly was an exciting trip while it lasted. Actually, i dont know what business it is of theirs whether i take my wife or not. Darrin, if you really wanted me to go, i could turn myself into a necktie and sort of hang around. No, thats out. Im not taking you along through witchcraft. All right. Thats settled. Now eat your breakfast. Oh, i wont have time. D pack. But, sweetheart, you have to eat something. Dont worry ill call the coffee shop and have them send me up some jelly donuts. [ ding ] oh, my [ chuckles ] hell never win an oscar for that performance. What do you mean, performance . Oh i wouldnt trust a mortal out of my spell for two seconds. Hes up to something. Oh, mother. You know, youre impossible very well. Well see how good he is at wishing. Ive given him three wishes to prove it. Mother, thats worse than reading somebody elses mail. Now youll know how threefaced mortals are. [ chuckling ] [ sighs ] betty, make eight copies of this, will you, please . Larry well, you certainly got down to the office early. Morning, betty. Good morning, mr. Stephens. I had to revise some estimates before the committee meeting. I hate to do financial work at home. Every time louise sees a dollar sign, she goes shopping. Mr. Stephens, i have your ticket for honolulu. Dont give it to him. Give it to me. [ sighs ] change of plans. The clients just called. It seems theyd rather have the head of the company with them. And thats me. Youre kidding. I wish i were. I had other plans. Man, did i have other plans. Well, id better call sam. She may have started packing already. Well. I wonder what hed like to take to honolulu. Toss a coin. Blonde or redhead. Oh, very funny. [ telephone rings ] hello . Oh, hi, sweetheart. I just got your suitcase out of the closet. Well, put it back in the closet. I dont have to go. You dont . The clients decided they want larry to go instead of me. [ chuckling ] oh, wonderful what is so funny . He doesnt have to go to honolulu. The clients changed their minds just like that. Hes not going. Oh, ho, ho, ho. Just like that, eh . Oh, mother, youre such a sore loser. Sweetheart, i have an idea. The suitcase gave it to me. Hold it, sweetheart. Dont get your hopes up. With larry gone, im going to have a lot of extra work. Starting with buffy baker. Uh, sam, i may be a little late for dinner tonight. You have to take her where . Oh, sure, sweetheart. Thats fine. Byebye. Goodbye, sweetheart. See you tonight. Has to take her where . Oh, mother, its purely routine. Oh, ho, ho, ho. Ill bet its routine. Darrins company is handling the advertising for the tropical bathing suit campaign. A her in a bathing suit. Oh now were getting to the heart of the first wish. Excuse me. Shes here. Buffy . Ask her to come in. Well, come in, come in, come in. Isnt she cute . I believe you know mr. Stephens. Oh, yes. I never forget a face. Easy, buffy. You all right . Oh. Oh, there you are. Im sorry, mr. Stephens, but the company asked me not to wear my glasses. Hello oh. Oh. [ all chuckling ] there you are. Oh. Buffy, ive been called out of town on business, so mr. Stephens will escort you to the luncheon and the cocktail party. Oh, how sweet of you. Hell make a little speech introducing you. And tomorrow the car will pick you up and take you to the airport. Remember, youve got a banquet in boston. I know, i know. Mr. Stephens will take wonderful care of you. My, how cozy that will be, wont it . [ chuckling ] [ clears throat ] hi, honey. Hi, sweetheart. Larry get off all right . Right on the button. Whats for dinner . Creamed chicken. Hmm. Oh, i thought you liked it. I had it for lunch. Im sorry. I can fix you Something Else. Oh, no. I love yours. Itll help me forget that stuff i had at the luncheon. I saw buffys bathingsuit ad in a magazine this afternoon. Is she really as pretty in person as she is in pictures . Oh, prettier. Uh, but up here nothing. Doesnt need anything up here. Well, pretty or not, im stuck with her. Im going to have to fly to boston to introduce her at a sales banquet. Boston . Mmhmm. My lousy luck. They liked my speech so much at the luncheon, they insisted i repeat it tomorrow in boston. Oh, how long will you be gone . Only a few hours, thanks to the jet age. I should be back in time for dinner, if you dont mind waiting till 9 00 or 10 00. I thought you said it was a banquet. Ive had my last forkful of creamed chicken. Im not going to eat i mean banquet creamed chicken. You dont have to explain. I want to be back in time to have dinner with you. Ooh, id better call buffy at the hotel. Larry told me to keep close tabs on her. She cant remember what city shes in. [ ding ] wish number two buffy in boston. Oh, hello, mother. I thought you were in the casbah. I was, but i wouldnt miss this for the world. Youre wasting your time. [ chuckles ] darrin samantha yes, sweetheart . I want to wear it on the plane. Yes, its in the closet. Dinner jacket how positively gala. Hes not eating there. Hes coming home to have dinner with me. Oh, maybe he will and maybe he wont. [ telephone rings ] hello . Hello . Oh, hi, sweetheart. Where are you . Ston . [ ding ] ha bbut, darrin, you said that why cant you get a plane . Didnt you make a reservation . [ hums chopins funeral march ] shh oh, but, sweetheart, thats absurd. Why arent the planes taking off . Honey, boston has been hit by a sudden snowstorm. A snowstorm . Why, its so warm and balmy here, we were gonna have dinner on the patio. Bostons been hit by a freak snowstorm. A freak snowstorm. And all the flights are canceled. Hmm . Oh, no, honey. Im all right. I have a room right here at the hotel. Yes, the same one where they had the banquet. Its pretty full because of the convention, but i managed to get a room. Now, dont worry. Im perfectly all right. Ill see you as soon as i can get a plane out of here. All right, sweetheart. Byebye. [ sighs ] well, you want to stay for dinner . What are we eating, crow . [ knock on door ] hi. Hi. Can i come in . Yes, uh, certainly. Mainly, i wanted to get away from all those jokes in the lobby. The snowstorm coming in to cool things off. You were supposed to be flying to chicago, werent you . The planes arent taking off. I know. The hotels full, and i cant get a room. Some of the gentlemen were kind enough to offer, but never mind. Uh, you can have this room. Ill go out to the airport and wait for the first flight out. Oh, i wouldnt feel right putting you out of here. Well, i wouldnt feel right staying. Have a wonderful tour. Byebye. [ chiming ] [ chiming stops ] i didnt say anything. Well, i just said i didnt say anything. Then may i say how happy i am that you are not saying anything . [ doorbell rings ] thats darrin. Oh, he couldnt get back from boston that fast. He was fooling me calling me from the airport. I knew it all the time. Hi. Telegram for mr. Stephens. Oh [ ding ] what is it . Oh, a telegram for darrin from honolulu. Probably from larry. Perhaps youd better call him in boston. [ telephone rings ] hello . Hello . Oh, im sorry. There must be some mistake. I wanted mr. Stephens room. This is mr. Stephens room. Oh, im sorry. He isnt here. Um, could you tell me where i could reach mr. Stephens . No, im sorry. I dont know where he is right now. But, if youll only pardon me, i am dead. [ yawns ] hi, honey. Would you believe it . It took until this afternoon to get a plane out. Ooh. If you ever want to ruin your back, just try sleeping on one of those airport benches. Age the bums. Hi, honey. I dont blame you for not wanting to be kissed. I havent shaved. Hey, i got good news for you. My speech got more laughs in boston than it did here. All in all, i think the trip was worth it. Ow watch it, honey. You know, ive only been to boston three times. I like it more each time i go. Sam, i may be mistaken, but i think that maybe youre peeved about something. Did anything happen while i was gone . Well, i certainly couldnt have done anything. Did i . Did i . Sam, i asked you a question. Did i . Sam, youre going to stay right here and talk to me. [ ding ] samantha sam, where are you . Wherever you are. Now, listen to me, sam samantha im going home to mother. What do you mean, going home to mother . Your mothers always here. Sam. Sam, where are you . Now, put that down let let go well, you told me to let go. Sam, now, cut this out i want to see you immediately samantha, youre my wife, mand that you appear before me where do you think youre going . Youre not leaving this house she couldnt. Sam. Sam, please wait please wait all right. Go ahead tal, i couldnt stop you but in all fairness, dont you think im entitled to know why . The very least you could do is tell me why very well. Mother warned me about you and that model, but i didnt believe her. Me interested in buffy . I couldnt see her in a million years. She cant see me without her glasses. [ chuckles ] no. Without your knowledge, mother gave you three wishes to prove what was on your mind. Well, you proved it, all right. What did i prove . Your first wish was that you didnt have to go to honolulu so you could look after that model instead. That wasnt a wish. That was wished onto me by larry. Then you wished that you could go to boston with her. Then you wished up that freak snowstorm so that youd have an excuse not to come home. Thats what you think . Thats what i know. I called your hotel room last night. D. She didnt have a place to stay so i gave her my room, and i slept at the airport now you know why im leaving. Goodbye. Oh, wait i think weve covered the matter. Your mother gave me three wishes, and i used them the way you said . You did. Watch this. Three wishes, huh . Stand back. Uh, wish number one here why, darwin, i had no idea you were so fond of me there. There, you see . I wouldnt have been able to do that if id used those three wishes on buffy, would i . You interrupted me at a party, you silly boy. And i was getting along so famously with the prime minister. Oh, darrin, i quiet, both of you i havent finished yet. You gave me those three wishes y help from you you are so right mortals have a talent for it. But as long as ive got them, im going to wish something that ive been wishing ever since i met you. What is it . Wish number two i wish that you would stay out of our lives fore darrin, no for. One week wish number three darrin, never mind the third wish. [ snaps fingers ] [ ding ] its on the house. Sweetheart . Darrin . [ grunts ] darrin . [ tinkles ] good night, sweetheart. Mmm, feeling better . Much. After spending last night in an airport in a snowstorm, thats just what i needed a good, hot shower. I wish i could take another. [ water running ] oh, we forgot. You had one more wish left. [ chuckles ] hi, sweetheart hi, honey. Oh, is something the matter . Yeah. Larry and i ran into an important client today, and i couldnt remember the mans name. And he knew it. That happens to everyone once in a while. Its natural. Well, its been happening too often, im going to do something about it. In fact, i already have. I bought this book. I read the first two chapters on the train. Its fascinating. Oh instant memory can be yours. Thats nice. You start your homework. Ill start dinner. Chapter three. [ ding ] ah, testing your memory, dear . Do you remember me . I wouldnt mind forgetting you, endora. A perfect memory thats ridiculous. Whats so ridiculous about it . Well, the ability to forget is very important to you mortals. You do so many stupid things, a perfect memory would be impossible to live with. Is that so . Total recall can only be handled by a strong, mature mind. Dawson . It leaves me wishing that you would mind your own business. Excuse me if i ignore you. [ chuckling ] so you want a perfect memory, huh . [ ding ] [ ding ] cynthia samantha who . Velous . Wonderful ii my memorys working. I remember a lot of things about him. He loves beethoven, hates wagner. He raises parakeets. Hes got three children mark, age 14, sylvia, age 11, and a little 3yearold named willie fascinating. Yes, isnt it . And i only just began the third chapter. Good morning, sweetheart. Mmm hi. Hey, hot cakes and blueberries mmhmm. Thought id give you something different. Oh, its not different. You fixed them once before. No, i dont think so. It was, uh, september the 14th, raining, saturday. You were wearing the yellow dress with the white polka dots. Oh, that yellow dress. I wonder what ever happened to it. Mrs. Dumont for the rummage sale. Thats right. I did. That was the same rummage sale that you whipped up that enormous chocolate cake for. How about forgetting it, hmm . Ill drop the subject. But ill never forget it. [ intercom buzzes ] yeah, larry . Larry darrin, mr. Pennybaker is here. Ud mind coming in. My pleasure. And every parakeet or budgie, as we call them that ive got, ive practically handraised from an egg. How about that . Your average bird isnt very intelligent, you know. But those little budgies oh, ed, i dont know whether you remember Darrin Stephens or not. Oh, yes, yes, i remember stephens, how are you . Fine, fine. Thank you. And how are the children mark and sylvia, your little threeyearold, willie . Well, theyre just fine. And, uh. Call me ed. Well, thank you, ed. Ed was just telling me some fascinating things about his parakeets. Yes. Ive got a bird that picks up a new word every week. Theres no telling how far that bird can go. I remember reading in the Dentists Office about a budgerigar or a budgie, as theyre called owned by an english woman. That bird knew 12 Nursery Rhymes by heart and had a vocabulary of over 300 words. I know about that bird. I didnt know you were a budgie man. Im not, im not. I just remember reading about it in the Dentists Office. Oh. The bird was called sandy and was owned by mrs. Irene pauls of staines, in middlesex. Yes, yes. Beautiful country middlesex. You know, i drove through there but that would be the midlands, not middlesex. Thank you very much, stephens. Well, do you suppose its possible to do a little constructive work around here . Oh, sure, ed. Sure thats no good. Mnhmnh. Wait a minute. Now, heres something i like simple, plain. Oh, excuse me, ed, but, um, if memory serves me, the baroque period in art was highly ornamental. It followed the renaissance and found its extreme expression in the rococo. What are you doing, taking extension courses in everything . Knock it off, will you, darrin . Sorry, larry. Just popped into my mind. Art 101. Professor eckhart. Monday, wednesday, and friday at 10 00. I got a bminus. He had a goodlooking daughter. Darrin, youre flunking sorry. Uh, sorry, ed. Here we are. Well, ill tell you something i discovered about larry. He doesnt like for me to charge things. Hed rather give me the cash it seems to give him a sense of power and of being charitable to me. Very interesting. Louise. How are you, dear . I know what you want. Just tell me how much. Oh, this is mr. Pennybaker, our favorite client. How do you do . Darrin was telling me about you last night. I hear you have three wonderful children. Oh, yes, i do, indeed. And, you know, its a pleasure working with your husband. Will this be enough, darling . Without looking, no. Mr. Pennybaker, if you and your wife arent busy, why dont you join us for dinner tonight . Well, that would be fine. Oh, good, good. Samantha, well expect you and darrin, too. Just a minute. I believe its our turn. At all. You still have a rain check from that thursday a month before last when we invited you and you didnt show up. Mr. Pennybaker, in case youre wondering where youre going to have dinner tonight, itll be at our house, all right, louise . Anything, but lets go shopping. Yes, well, i think id better go, too. Ill walk you ladies out. You know, not too long ago, a dispute like this could have ended on the dueling field. Everything according to the code duello. Ladies, you probably dont know this, esting history. Now, you take the age of chivalry. A gentleman in those days. Pleased with yourself . Well, im sorry, larry. But youve been bugging me about my memory. Ive been trying to improve it. I know ed pennybaker. He considers himself an authority on everything. He likes to be on i didnt notice. That i did remember every detail of his account. Yes. Yes. Now i wish you would go to your office and practice a little forgetting. I cant. Thats the wonderful thing. I cant. And, larry, i want to thank you for insisting that i improve my memory. Oh let me guess. [ deep voice ] go ahead. The milkman . Right. How bout payin your bill, lady . There. Wheres my change . Oh, darrin, theyre lovely whats the occasion . Oh. How very thoughtful of you. I was remembering how nice it was making up afterwards. Yes, that was nice. Thank you. I remember i took you to dinner, the theater, and dancing afterward. Oh, yes. You were so charming and gallant. Remember the funny little waiter with the toupee . You were very romantic, too. And the bandleader who was smashed out of his skull . No, but i remember how sweet you were oh, honey, you must remember him. They had him propped up between two music stands. It was the night we had the fight. It all started i cant even remember what the fight was about. I can. It was the time you were going to meet me outside my Office Building and you were waiting at the wrong entrance, which left me standing for one solid hour in the pouring rain. You do remember that, dont you . Oh, for heavens sakes. Why did you go to the Side Entrance . I was waiting there because you asked me to meet you there. Why would i do a thing like that . You made a mistake. You were just too wet and irritable to admit it. It was for your convenience that i was there you were doing some shopping in that dress store on the side street thats ridiculous, darrin. That shop never had anything i wanted. For your information, that was the day and the place where you bought that yellow dress that you gave to the Rummage Committee along with that chocolate cake that you whipped up there, you see . You always say that whenever im right, and im right, arent i . All right. Youre right. Here. Take your raggedy old flowers and press them in your dumb, old instantmemory book well if its wrong for a man to try to improve himself to study hard to get ahead in his job. So that he can do better by his wife and child, im sorry. Dont you think youve improved your memory enough . Cant you just forget about the rest of the book . Samantha, if it werent for that book, i wouldnt have remembered about our first quarrel and i wouldnt have brought you these flowers. And we wouldnt be having this brandnew fight. Im sorry. Theyre lovely. And i love you very much. I love you very much. [ both chuckle ] which reminds me of the time listen, but none of you remember the really early cars. Now, i mean the first ones. For instance, who remembers the lexington minuteman . Now, there it was a fourcylinder, fourpassenger sports car, my great aunt emma had one. I hadnt thought of it in years. [ giggles ] now, thats all right, as far as you went. But the valve system ed, to be completely accurate, the lexington was hardly one of your first cars. After all, the internal Combustion Engine the first patent was taken out in 1886 by gottlieb daimler. And credit is generally given to a man named krebs for all the features that we find in todays modern car. He designed the panhard in 1894, which right would you mind refilling my glass . Ed. Ed, darrin tells me that youre quite a music lover. Yes, ed. Tell us about it. Well, i must say i do pride myself on my knowledge of does your husband know music, samantha . Not really, no. Well, you see, im particularly interested in that creative giant, ludwig van beethoven. Beethoven . How nice you know, theres an enduring vitality in all the great music of the classical period. Now, you take beethoven excuse me, ed, but as i understand it, beethoven was what we call a transition composer. Darrin. Now, the composers of your classical period were haydn, mozart. Your romantic composers chopin, schumann. Beethoven and schubert they came in between, q. E. D. Your husband doesnt know music . [ chuckles ] i dont. Uh, just something i picked up from the notes on a record album. You remember, louise, that album of symphony favorites you gave to me on my birthday eight years ago. So now its our fault, huh . Ed, larrys been thinking of putting in a wine cellar, and we dont know anything about it. I just wondered if you could advise us on anything we should get. As a matter of fact in a moment, dear. There was a terrible blight in the french vineyards. Darrin, id like to see you in the kitchen. Right now. Oh. Well, excuse me, folks. Back in a minute. Why dont you take over, ed . Thank you. Now, about that wine cellar now, thats something i really know. We built one, you know. Well, what has gotten into you . Honey, isnt it marvelous . Only a few sessions with that great little book, ady my memorys increased a thousand percent i cant imagine what itll be like after i finish it. I dread the thought. What do you mean . Dont you see that eds just about ready to kill you . Why . We have so many interests in common honey, cant you see . Isnt it exciting . Its total recall. Thats what it is. And your mother thought i couldnt handle it. Ha my mother . I havent seen my mother in two weeks. Mother . Mother [ ding ] well unbearable, isnt he . You did it, didnt you . I warned him hed be impossible to live with. You mean, he asked you for the power . No, no. He thinks hes doing the whole thing with that little pointed head of his. And may i say. Hes on the way to becoming the champion bore of the world. You take that spell off him. But, samantha, i didnt put the spell on him. Witchs honor if you didnt put a spell on him, then it must be something he has with him some object. What . Thats for me to know and you to find out. Its a nice little challenge for you, dear. Something hes wearing . Something he has with him all the time . Ng off to rio. [ ding ] really something, something. No, no, ed. It wasnt that way at all, if youll excuse me. Columbia came to the rose bowl to play stanford. Nobody gave em a chance. They played the game in a pouring rain. It was a scoreless tie in the fourth quarter. My uncle max told me all about it when i was a little kid. Columbias coach, lou little, had worked out a key play. Columbias quarterback faded back with the ball, and he threw it [ ding ] oh, ill get it, darrin. You tell ed all about it. Well, he threw it to, uh um uh, whats his name . Its right on the tip of my tongue. Um, what is his name, ed . Help me his name was barabas al barabas. He scored a touchdown, they converted, and you lost 35 to jess wallach when you couldnt afford it. How about that . Yes well, howd you know that, cynthia . Well, i dont know. Yes, i do. Ive heard that story lets see. Ed and i have been married 15 years. Hes told the story at least twice a week. That means i would have heard it at least 1,560 times. What . Oh, i know his fishing story almost as well. Hes only told that 1,422 times. Cynthia. Oh, just a minute, darling. How would you like to hear about orchid raising . He just started that 10 years ago, so hes only told that 836 times. I didnt realize that i monopolize the conversation. Oh, but you do, darling. Oh, let me tell you about our 10th anniversary. We decided to go back to Niagara Falls to recapture romance. We had a lovely view of the falls. I saw them, but i never heard them. Cynthia oh, im sorry, ed. I shouldnt have said all that. But suddenly, something came over me, and, all of a sudden, everything came back. Was i as bad as that . I never realized. You mean i go on and on and on about anything, everything . The way he does . Oh, gee, everybody, im sorry if i was talking too much. Sam, was i . Uh, samantha, why dont you give darrin and ed Something Else to think about like maybe some food for thought . Oh, thats an excellent idea, larry. Morning, sweetheart. Morning. Honey, wheres my instantmemory book . Darrin, after all weve been through, what do you want that thing for . I misplaced my watch. I thought a quick review would help me remember where i left it. Oh, well, i took it. The strap was broken. Im gonna have it fixed. I forgot to tell you. You see . Its my memory, not yours. I have a strange feeling there is something wrong with my memory. Tirely from that book. What conversation did i have with your mother that slipped my mind, like i wish every conversation i had with your mother would . You suspect my mother . Why, darrin, i find that hard to believe. I bet you find it harder to deny. Hmm, much harder. But i love you, so could you try and forget about. Mother. A cinch. [ . . . ] tomorrow night . No, no, no, im busy. Roge. Busy, yes. Uh, how bout next week, okay . [sighs] yes, you know i love you. Goodbye, mother. Well, whats up . Maryland . Do we have a mission . I do, im getting married. Youre kidding. [chuckling] yeah. Im marrying jeannie. Jeannie . Yeah. Our jeannie . Yeah, thats right. Now, listen to me. Now, listen to me very closely. Jeannies done something to you to make you think youre going to marry her. But youre not, because im going to save you. Yeah, roger, i want to marry her. Come on, you gotta snap out of it youre under a spell, can you hear me . The whole thing was my idea. Your idea . Are you kidding . You know you cant marry jeannie. Shes a genie. Well, shes not gonna be a genie anymore. I just found out. If she marries a mortal, she stops being a genie. Yeah, who told you that . I read it in a book. Yeah, well, i bet she she wrote the book. Oh, brother. Oh, wait a minute. Oh, well, lets not rush into these things. Why dont you think about it for a couple of years, then you can marry her roger, im marrying jeannie. Now, are you gonna be my best man . Well, if i cant stop you, i might as well join you. Thanks, roge. Got yourself a best man. Well, thanks. Ill, uh, also keep myself available for your courtmartial. Oh, theres nothing to worry about. Once jeannie and i are married, shell be an average, everyday housewife. Uh, what time are we leaving . Look at this. Huh . What time are we leaving . Four oclock plane. Ah, that gives me six hours. Yeah, to do what . Uh, well, ive got a few calls to make. [chuckles] see you later. [chuckling] look at this. You do all this research on a perfect car, ance Company Raises your rates. Maybe you shouldve done more research on them. For drivers with accident forgiveness, Liberty Mutual wont raise your rates due to your first accident. And if you do have an accident, our claims centers are available to assist you 24 7. Call for a free quote today. Liberty stands with you . [ . . . ] jeannie, ive gotta talk to ya. Did major nelson tell you that we are getting married tonight . He did mention it. Oh, isnt that exciting . [screams] you dont know how exciting. A former astronaut married to a genie. Yes, is it not wonderful . A form a former astronaut . They wont keep him in the program when they hear about you. But why not . I will no longer be a genie. Oh, great. Thats just great. Oh, great, a former genie married to an astronaut. I mean, how could you do this to him . Jeannie, the only reason hes marrying you is because he has this idea that when you marry, you wont be a genie anymore. But it is true. How do you know . It is in our legend. Do you mean, youre gonna jeopardize tonys whole career on a legend youre not even sure of . I know how i can find out. Haji. Whos haji . He is the master of all the genies. He is most powerful. Why dont you talk to him, and i can leave and then oh, thank you, haji, for coming here. I hope its something important. This is my busy time of the month. Whos this . Oh, im, uh, major roger healey, sir. Im on detached duty to nasa. Yes. Why did you call me . I need your help. I am thinking about getting married. Ah, excellent. Haha, its about time. I knew you would soon tire of your dog of a master. You are going to marry ali, the tentmaker . No. Sharif, the camel king . Mm, no. No . Then who . Tony, the dog of a master. What . You are going to marry your master . Oh, yes. [haji groans] is it not true that if i marry my master, i will lose all my powers . Yes, it is so written. Ha. You see . Well, i dont care if its written. I think the marriage is gonna be a disaster. [chuckles] very happy. Well, its my opinion against your opinion. Thats a draw. Lets forget about the whole thing. Yes. Uh, one moment. Could you possibly show him what it would be like . Ha. Haji can do anything. [ . . . ] hey. Look at that, very quiet shh. Watch. [wails] look into the crystal ball. [haji laughing] amanda oh, that duck. [laughing] i cant tell you, it was absolutely heavenly. Why dont you ask mrs. Nelson for the recipe . The orange sauce, oh and id like the recipe for the creamed caramel. You couldnt beat it. Shall we take our coffee into the living room . Yes. Excuse us. Tony oh, that was wonderful. Amanda, you dont remember bellows excuse me. Remember the sauce. Ahahahahah. Oh, that was wonderful. Ill help you clear the table. Oh, it would only take me a second. Oh, i keep forgetting. [both laugh] and believe me, i like it better this way. Oh. [indistinct chatter] no, no. Sit here, darling. Youll be more comfortable. Oh, thanks. Oh, alfred, darling. Beautiful. Jeannie made it in her weaving class. Made it . Oh. Allow me, dear. Youre certainly a lucky man, colonel nelson. I think so, sir. Last night we had meatloaf. [chuckles] alfred makes marvelous meatloaf. [all laughing] jeannie, thats a beautiful dress. Where did you get it . Oh, thank you. I made it. Oh, she makes all her own clothes. Ma . Oh, for heavens sake. She wanted to make all of his uniforms, but he wouldnt let her. We had to draw the line somewhere. Shes adding an extra room to the house, too. What . Shes wonderful with her hands. And to think i was against this marriage. Why were you against the marriage, colonel healey . Well, i, uh he probably wanted to keep her for himself. Yeah, well, i didnt think it was fair for one man to have her. [laughs] i hate to break up such a beautiful evening, but i think we should be running along. Okay . I think that we should go too. Yeah. Yes, i havent done this mornings dishes yet. Funny, funny, dear. You dont have to go now, do you . Theres no question about it, colonel nelson. This marriage is the greatest thing that ever happened to you. I agree, sir. Amanda the perfect marriage. The perfect marriage. The perfect marriage. The perfect marriage. The perfect marriage. Boy, was i ever wrong . [laughing] i told you, major healey. Are you sure thats the way its going to be . You have seen it with your own eyes. Can i ask you something . Yes. You know that girl that was my date . Mm. Well, ive never met her before. Uh, you wouldnt happen to have her telephone number, would you . Its okay. Youre sure you want to marry one of these . You wont miss having the powers of a genie . No. I will have something greater. You know what this will do to your parents . [ . . . ] yes. I will not tell them that you married a mortal. I will tell them that you were killed in a chariot accident. Oh, thank you, haji. Theres nothing more to say. This is the last time i will see you, jeannie. Farewell. Farewell, haji. [giggling] and thank you. About that telephone number, i thought maybe we oh. [giggles] oh, boy, was i ever wrong. Whoa, was i ever wrong. Then you are no longer against the marriage . Why should i be against the perfect marriage . Its the greatest thing to ever happen to tony. Oh, thank you. Hey, wait a minute. We better get ready. Weve got a wedding to go to. [ . . . ] boy, my old buddy getting married. Gee, its hard to believe. We sure had some great times together. Yeah. So do i. I think ive found the girl, but i cant get her telephone number. Whos number . I dont know, i havent met her yet. Did you talk to dr. Bellows about getting married yet . No. No, i thought id wait until after the honeymoon. I dont know how hell take it. I wouldnt worry about him. He said itll be a perfect marriage. Hm. Yeah. Youre getting married . Tonight . Yes, sir. Uh, i have some leave accrued, and i thought wed fly up to maryland tonight. Yeah, im gonna be the best man. Well, i havent met the young lady yet, but if shes the right wife for you, it could be exactly what youve needed. Uh, believe me, sir, shes a most unusual girl. Unusual . She puts on his slippers, and shes building on an extra room in the house. Im very anxious to meet her. Roger oh, you will. Shes going to make you the most marvelous duck dinner. Were gonna have to have that dinner right after your honeymoon. Ive got to get that girls telephone number. Are you planning on a large family . Oh, yes, sir. We both love children. Very much, sir. Children . Why did you summon me again . Oh, i am sorry to trouble you, haji, but we are a little worried. A little worried . We were panicking. So if jeannie marries a mortal, are their children mortals or genies . Mortals. Ah. Ah. Ah, but sometimes, they may be genies. Theres no way of knowing. But weve got to know. Can we look in the future again . I am late for an appointment in samara. Oh, please, please. Please. Please. Uh, very well. [wails] [muttering] tony yeah. Uh. Insert flap a into flap b, after sealing c into position f. And yeah, now, weve already done that, right . [sighs] uh, lets see now, do not fasten the widgets together until a square has been. Jeannie. Ng, daddys trying to concentrate. [chuckles] thats right. Can you fix it, daddy . Oh, sure, honey. Theres nothing to it. It says, uh, right here it says, any child over the age of 7 can assemble this house in 10 minutes. Oh, i am sure its going to be a beautiful dollhouse. Come, anthony. Help mommy. Now, lets see. Do not fasten the widgets together until a square has been formed by folding z uh, z over y. That shouldnt be hard, huh . Um. Now, we dealt with z. They never tell you which. Its in the diagram, i know. [chuckles] i tell you what. Why dont you study this for a little while . Your daddys got some phone calls to make, huh . Did daddy help you again . Yes. Why dont you go ahead, do it. Boy, what a great house. Oh i told you never to do that, darling. But i wanted my dollhouse. Oh, please, darling. If your father knew about this, it would make him terribly, terribly nervous. Please, promise me, never, never, ever to do it again. And, anthony bellows yoohoo. Amanda yoohoo oh. Oh, dr. Bellows. Hello. Well forgive us for dropping in like this, mrs. Nelson, but we were just passing by. We were nowhere near the place, hello. Ah. Amanda, look how theyve grown. And this is for you, young man. Come over here next to your uncle alfred. Now, lets lean down here and see. I bet you cant guess what it is. Well, come on. An airplane . Ah, now, what makes you think its an airplane . Look, a fire engine. I wanted an airplane. [gasps] he hes just crazy about fire engines. [laughs] this is for you. Thank you, mrs. Bellows. Youre welcome. Hes hungry. Yeah, you give him a cracker. Ah, look, amanda. Shes trying to feed him. [laughs] isnt that sweet . Wont you come inside and have a cup of coffee . Tony is inside. Well, thank you, but we just had some coffee, but anyway. Jeannie please, come in. Amanda oh, thank you, dear. [ . . . ] oh. How are you doing, dr. Bellows . Forgive us for intruding, colonel, but weve just had to see the children. They brought them the most wonderful toys. Oh, now, you shouldnt have done that. Every time you come here, you spoil them rotten. Oh, dont be silly. We enjoy it. Theyre wonderful children. Oh, yes. They take after their father. They take after their mother. Lets watch them play. Uh, well, how bout some coffee . We just had some coffee. Have some coffee, sir. You havent had jeannies. Oh, no, no, no, it couldnt be, no, no. Well, didnt i bring your son a fire engine . Yes, why dont we have . Well, i both oh jeannie, if you knew about this, why didnt you tell me . I did not wish to worry you. Huh . Worry me . Major nel uh well, look. Your son. Hes flying through the air, and its not even an airplane. Why, its a fire engine. Make him come down. Yes. Now, anthony jeannie, do something. Anthony Anthony Anthony come down this minute. ] oh stop it its starting again. First him, and now its his children. Listen to your mother. Come on, anthony, im not kidding. Its one of those things that just happened. Now, anthony, you come down right this minute bellows oh. [gasps] oh, no. Youre not going to get out of it this time, colonel amanda get him down ill get him over here. Anthony, you come down right this minute. Listen to your mother. Youre going to hurt yourself. I told you he was hungry. Anthony, you come down here tony anthony, you come down right this minute. Tony jeannie, would you do something . Theyre going to courtmartial him. Theyre going to courtmartial him youve seen hes had no luck with his son, but his daughter will be a genie. Now, you must tell him that before you marry him. It is so written. Oh, yes, yes, i will tell him. Good. I must go now, and ill warn you. I warn you, do not disturb me again. Youve got to get hold of tony. What for . What for . To tell him the marriage is off. Oh, why would the marriage be off . Why would the . You saw what happened. Well, yes, but i will not let it happen. I love him too much. Well, if youre not going to tell him, i am. Ow Jeannie Jeannie [gasps] forgive me, major healey. Oh, forgive are you kidding . Get me down from here right now as soon as the wedding is over. Oh, jeannie, youve got to get me out of this place. Oh, i you will be all right there until we return. All right . I am truly sorry you cannot be our best man. [yelps] goodbye. Goodb oh, jeannie, dont go not now aagh jeannie. Jeannie . Jeannie i am ready, master. Oh. Oh, good, good. Well, ill, uh ill pack a suitcase, and well be on our way, huh . Oh. We are all packed, master. [laughing] yes, i can see that. Well, thank you very much. Oh, has roger called . Oh, no. No. But he ran out of dr. Bellows office this morning, perhaps he is tied up. Hm . Yeah, yeah. Well, he probably found that girls phone number, huh . Well just have to get along without him. Well, that is what i told him. Huh . Oh, nothing. Okay. [ . . . ] the man from u. N. C. L. E. Always gets out of these things. Okay, jeannie, im ready. Shall i blink us to maryland . [chuckling] no. No. Were gonna fly to maryland. From now on, i dont want you to use anymore tricks. No. In a few hours, youre not gonna be a genie anymore. And you may as well start getting used to it. Yes, master. Okay. Oh, i have waited so long for this. Mrs. Anthony nelson. We shouldve done this a long time ago. Oh, i want to make you a good wife. I have a feeling were not gonna have a worry in the world. I also have a feeling that something really important hung him up. [screaming] oh, jeannie, wait till i get my hands on you. Oh, what am i calling her for . Jeannie, jeannie, shes not gonna help me. Haji. Haji haji ah, you cant hear me, can you . You want to know why . Because youre deaf youre a deaf, dirty old man old man and youre a coward, you hear . A coward boy, do you know whats gonna happen when i get my hands on you . Now we shall see who is the coward. Ill tell you whos the coward. I am, but at least im not like a genie, i keep my word. Are you saying that a genie does not keep his word . You told jeannie she couldnt marry tony unless she told him one of his kids was gonna be a genie. That yeah, but she erased it. Shes getting married, and she didnt tell him. [ . . . ] he doesnt answer. I did not think he would. Let us go, master. This is not like roger. We must not miss the plane. Youre right. [chuckles] lways right. [giggles] hhaji. Uh, we were just leaving. Where are you going . To maryland. Um, to get married. Has she told you about your children . Well, what about my children . Tell him. Well, some of our children may be genies. Some of our children may be genies . Some of our children are you sure . Can you imagine what chaos life is gonna be with a bunch of little genies around . You are my favorite genie and an adorable child, but do not bother me again. Jeannie. Are you all right . Are you all right . I will go unpack, master. Oh, jeannie, im sorry, but well, you shouldve told me. Yes, master. You understand, dont you . Yes, master. Roger. Yeah. I forgot major healey oh [yelps] major healey roger . Roger oh, is that you, tony . Hey, that haji isnt such a bad guy after all. I asked him for sallys phone number, and look what he gave me. Mm. Mm. Oh, hi, jeannie. Would you like a marshmallow . You mean, dr. Bellows invited himself for dinner tonight at your place . Yeah. Hes looking for jeannie. Oh, well, dont let him come. Dont you see . Its a trap. Hes not hungry. Hes looking for jeannie. Wait a minute. You know and youre not gonna stop him . Oh, dont worry. Im giving a dinner party tonight. And dr. Bellows and his wife are coming, and i want you to come and bring a girl. Okay, but who . Who are you gonna bring . Kathryn golato. Ryn you havent seen her in ages. Yeah, well, im seeing her tonight. What about jeannie . Whats gonna happen when she finds another girls at your house for dinner . Yeah. Dont worry about jeannie. 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I will keep you company this evening, and and we will see the play some other night. Uh, no, no. It its just playing the one night in town. I wouldnt want you to miss it. Ill just be at home doing a lot of dull paperwork. Oh, master, you are sure you would not mind if i went alone . My master is such a sweet, darling liar now, jeannie, take it easy. Dont get excited. Why does major nelson want to get rid of me tonight . Well, he doesnt wanna get rid of you. Its just, he wants you to see the arabian nights. Its its about your own hometown. He is trying to trick me, but you will tell me the truth. Me . Me . Well, i am telling you the truth. I would never jeannie, what are you doing . I am waiting for you to tell me why major nelson does not want me around tonight. Ou. You know that i would never lie jeannie, youve gotta stop being so suspicious. I mean, thats not like you to jeannie, what are you doing to me . Now, wait a minute. You know im telling you the truth. I would never lie to you. I never lied to you in my oh he doesnt want you around the house tonight because hes inviting dr. Bellows and his wife to dinner. Ooh oh, major healey dr. Bellows, im getting ready for the big race. You lied to me. No, no, i didnt, jeannie. I said i was gonna be busy tonight, and i am. Having a dinner party. Who told you . Ot a dinner party. Its well, its just dr. Bellows and his wife, and roger and a girlfriend coming over for a little bite to eat, thats all. Please let me stay. I will hide. Hide . Well, i cant let you stay, jeannie. You see, mrs. Bellows is a very suspicious woman, and shes coming here looking for trouble. If youre gonna be here, shes gonna find it. Oh, but who will cook your dinner . Ive hired a sweet, little old lady to come in and fix it. Oh, well, no one can cook a meal like i can, master. You want yeah, honestly, dont dont dont worry about it. Its okay. Oh, no, no, no, really. Thats sweet of you, jeannie, but, yyou know if you dont hurry, youre gonna be late for that play. Very well, master. Heehee good. Thanks. Jeannie . Jeannie . Hello, kathryn. Did anyone come in here . No, darling. Were you expecting someone . No, no, no. Kathryn youll never know how pleased i was to see you after all these months. Tony oh . Kathryn why . Why . Oh, i got hungry. [both laugh] did you . Yeah. Youre one of the best cooks ive ever known. You know, im good at anything im interested in. Oh well, i i dont wanna keep you from your work. Uh, i want this dinner to be particularly smashing tonight. Its going to be. [tony chuckles] hey, thats good spaghetti sauce. [giggles] well, i i better go get ready for our our guests. [giggles] [doorbell rings] roger tony, tony. Hi, roge. Hello. Hi, im pauline abernathy. Very nice to meet you ooh, hors doeuvres. Hey, shes all right, huh . Yeah. Shes a skydiver. Im sorry about what happened with jeannie this afternoon. I would have held out longer, but i started to catch cold. Hing worked out. You mean you got her to go to the theater even after she knew . Thats right. Oh, boy. You should write an encyclopedia on women. [doorbell rings] thats probably dr. Bellows. Hang on. Dr. Bellows. Good evening, major nelson. Hello, major. Oh, youre a darling to have us over on such short notice. Is this where i put my wrap . Amanda, you dont have a wrap. I left my wrap in the car, didnt i, dear . Uh, amanda, shall we join the others . Oh, yes, yes. Uh. Uh, miss abernathy, uh, this is mrs. Bellows and dr. Bellows. How do you do . Hello. Oh, you must think were terribly rude inviting ourselves over for dinner like this. But i simply had to see how a bachelor was going to handle a dinner party on such short notice. Oh, i have a friend that drops in from time to time to cook for me. Id like to meet your friend. Oh, would you, sir . Uh, kathryn . Yes . Id like you to meet the bellows. Hi, kathryn. Uh, this is kathryn golato, mrs. Bellows. How do you do . Ah, dr. Bellows. How do you do . Ah, how do you do . So youre the girl whos putting weight on our major . Putting weight . Yeah, well, yes. Shes one of the best cooks in cocoa beach. Yeah. Waitll you taste her cooking. What are we having . Uh, what kathryn usually prepares for me. A real french dinner. Italian dinner. Uh, an italian dinner, french style. Yes. Thank you. So thats the answer. Uh, the answer . Hmm. Does she cook for you often, major . Oh, yes. All the time. All the time. Tony, how do you turn on the oven . Yes. Excuse me for just a moment, please . Ah, she always has a hard time rremembering how to turn it on. You know, darling, my womans intuition tells me were going to be, uh, awfully glad we came. Heh. [indistinct chatter] mmm. Terrific tomato juice. Well, uh, whatever shes cooking out there, it sure smells good. Hahaha waitll you taste it. Bellows mmm. Ive always loved italianfrench cooking. Here you are. Oh, you all go ahead. Dont wait for me. Ah pauline it simply looks marvelous. Well, you certainly gain a lot of weight on on food like this. So much for a womans intuition. Hmm. Mmm, good, good. Good, real good. It is good, isnt it . I dont know when ive tasted anything like it. I dont know either. Im sure of one thing. Whats that, my dear . Itll teach you to pay more attention to my intuition. Ill get the dessert. Oh, could we have some water too, please . Bellows oh, yes. Id like some more water myself. Oh, well, yeah, wait waitll you, uh, see the souffl . Its light as a feather. Oh. Tony, could you take this, please . Its hot. Okay. Ill get the forks. All right. Yes, sir. Light as a feather. Ah. Excuse me. [whispers] jeannie, i know youre in here. Come on out. Do you know what youve done to me . Youve ruined me, thats what youve done to me. You did this deliberately, didnt you . Huh . You cant have just everything go right, can you . You you know what your problem is . Youre youre jealous. And youre interfering, and would you like a cup of coffee, sir . My stove . No. Its just an ordinary, everyday how bout some mock turtle soup . Hm. In this house, anything could be anything. One thing im sure of, youre not gaining any weight on this food. Theres more here than meets the eye, and im going to find out what it is. Oh, its nothing, really, sir. Bellows then how do you explain the fact that you live here all alone and youre gaining weight . Well, its, uh its the desserts i eat. Im very big on desserts. Now. Shall we, uh, serve the other people . Beautiful, isnt it . Thank you. Mmm. Amanda this is the most delicious cake ive ever tasted in my whole life. Its fantastic. Mm, delicious. Well, ii must warn you, its very fattening. Who cares . Major, i owe you an apology. If i ate desserts like this, i think id gain weight too. Everybody makes mistakes. I must have this recipe. Id like it myself. What do you mean . You didnt bake it . No. Didnt come from any bakery. Who baked it . Oh, i baked it. I baked it. Oh, major, how marvelous. But, you know, theres a flavor in there i cant quite identify. What is it . Oh, im im sorry. Uh, this recipe has been passed down from generation to generation in my family. If i, uh if i disclosed it, i would be breaking an oath. I understand. Can i take a piece home with me . Oh, of course. For my mommy. Tony for your mommy . Oh, of course. Yes, um. After dinner, would anyone like to play bridge or, uh, poker . Lets play jacks. Jacks . I wanna play jacks. Roger you wanna play jacks . Huh i dont wanna play jacks. I wanna play tag. Well, lets play post office. I want more cake. More cake. More cake. [indistinct chatter] wait a minute. Youre it, right . [all giggling shouting] roger, see that the girls get home all right, huh . Okay. I loved your party, tony. Bye. Byebye. Roger come on, kathy. Ooh i had a real good time. Im glad you could come. I am too. It was keen. Youll youll be able to make it home all right, wont you . Oh, sure, we just live down the block. Well well run all the way. Heh ill race you home. Amanda last one homes a dirty bird. Bellows i dont wanna race. Im tired. Amanda no wonder youre tired. I saw you playing spin the bottle with that rotten katy golato. Yeah . And i saw you playing hopscotch with roger healey. I did not. You did too. Not bellows you did too jeannie . Send him in. Dr. Bellows . Oh. Yes . Im charles fakeling with the National Bureau of pure food and drugs. Hmm. Yes, mr. Fakeling. Um, what can i do for you . You do have a top security clearance, dont you, doctor . Of course. Doctor, does your wife cook . Uh. We eat out most of the time. Do you like to cook . Well, i i barbecue occasionally, but well, i dont see any need do you like to bake . Bake . Cakes . Will you tell me what this is about . A few days ago, your wife brought a piece of cake into a laboratory in cocoa beach to have analyzed. I know. But i dont see what thats gotta do with you. She simply wanted to know the ingredients, so she could thats what brought me here, doctor. One of the ingredients. I dont understand. We cant identify it. Hehheh. Surely our laboratory here will help you out. We tried them. We also tried the lab at the cia and the fbi. Theres something very unusual about this ingredient. It doesnt respond to any of our known tests. Thats incredible. Ill tell you something even more incredible that this unknown ingredient is similar in molecular structure to mepatharin. Mepatharin . Im not familiar with it. You know that project theyre working on to arrest old age . Oh, of course. And that isnt all. They think this substance will do even more than that. They think it will restore youth. They think theres some kind of property in it that arrests deterioration. Doctor, this could be one of the major breakthroughs of our generation. I want to know where that substance came from. So do i. Now, hmhm, come along. Im going to take you to the one man who can tell us. Come. I am cleaning the closet, master. Yeah, well, i can see that. You do not need any of these old things. Yeah. What are you . Look, theres my best squash racket. Oh, master, when was this taken . Uh, oh, my graduation in high school. Oh, you were so handsome. Uh, yeah. Do you know what you did to . Do you have any pictures of yourself when you were younger . No, jeannie. Theyre not my mother has em. I am sure that you were adorable. Yes, im sure i can just see you now. Dressed in a cute, little outfit with a a collar and a hat. Oh e. Awww. Aw, what . [doorbell rings] thanks, jeannie. Yes . Oh, hello, dr. Bellows. You do all this research on a perfect car, then smash it into a tree. Your Insurance Company ybe you shouldve done more research on them. For drivers with accident forgiveness, Liberty Mutual wont raise your rates due to your first accident. And if you do have an accident, our claims centers are available to assist you 24 7. Call for a free quote today. Liberty stands with you . Just sit down here, and well discuss this rationally. Thank you. Uh, believe me, sir, if i knew how to stop old age, id tell you. Id tell you. Major nelson, look at yourself. You look 20 years younger. Eh, 20 years younger than what . Why are you dressed that way . Yes. Yeah, uh. If youll give us this formula, youll be handsomely rewarded. Im prepared to offer you 100,000, plus an equitable royalty arrangement. Yeah, well, sir, im not interested in the money. Im not interested in the money, sir. I would give it to you free, if i if i could. I i just cant. Of course. Shall we say 200,000, plus a royalty arrangement . Dr. Bellows, would you explain to him. Major nelson, the ingredient was in your cake. Would you like to explain that . I certainly would. But i cant. But my theory is, sir, that, uh, when mrs. Bellows took that piece of cake poured the ingredients that youre looking for into the cake, and, uh major, hehheh, you can do better than that. Were wasting our time. If you change your mind, get in touch with me. You could do your country a great service. Ah, major, you you could do yourself a big service too. Ow morning. Yes, sir. Jeannie yes, master. Oh. Jeannie, i want you to bake me a cake. A cake . Yeah. You have had enough sweets for one day. What you need is a nice, hot bowl of chicken soup. Tony i dont want any chicken soup. Yes, chicken soup. Jeannie i want you to remember that cake you baked for me . Yes . Oh, which one . Well, i i dont know which one. It was your cake. Oh, but you see, master, i never follow a recipe. I believe the best cooks have an instinct. If you follow a recipe its very important that you remember every ingredient that went into it. Its very important. It is . You see, without knowing it, youve discovered the fountain of youth. Uh, there was something in that cake that made people young again. Well, uh, lets see. Uh, was it the flour . I dont know. No, no, no. Wait a minute. I think i have it. Okay. I knew you wouldnt let me down. Does that look like it, master . Yeah, oh, yes, it certainly does. Hey, that is beautiful. Iiim gonna cut it now. Jeannie, youre the best genie a master ever had. [chuckling] oh. Do you know what this means . Nobodys ever gonna get old again. Mmhm. How does it taste, master . Oh, no. No. Jeannie [gasps] oh oh oh. Do something. . Green acres is the place to be . . Farm livin is the life for me . . Keep manhattan, just give me that countryside . . New york is where id rather stay . . I get allergic smelling hay . . I just adore a penthouse view . . Darling, i love you, but give me park avenue . . The chores . . The stores