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Business district of the top official is in town and officials are trying to shield him from protesters. Authorities have glued town pavement bricks to prevent them from being thrown. They started gluing down their sidewalks so that protesters cant grab the bricks and throw them . You have to admit thats a pretty smart solution. Yeah, because it stops the violence and it also makes the protesters look weak ill show you, government aaahhh aaahhh you know, ill just write a letter when i dont want to go to the gym. Its already interesting logic from the chinese government. Theyre, like, should we spend money and address concerns of the citizens . Somebody says, nah, lets buy glue. laughter a story thats particularly divisive in the past few vehicles, the rights of transgender people. With more states restricting bathroom bills, only a matter of time before the president stepped in. The Obama Administration sent out a directive to every Public School in the country to allow transgender stu
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Politicians they say, Bernie Sanders, you dropout. The people of california should not have the right to determine who the next president will be. Well, let me be as clear as i can be. I agree with you. We are in until the last ballot gets cast. Amy as Bernie Sanders wins in oregon and virtually ties Hillary Clinton in kentucky, we look at the secret history of superdelegates a new expose by , in these times here in chicago. Then we speak to the journalist who exposed chicagos cover up of the Police Shooting death of 17yearold Laquan Mcdonald. All that and more, coming up. Welcome to democracy now , democracynow. Org, the war and peace report. Im amy goodman. Vermont senator Bernie Sanders has won the democratic primaryan kentucky. With 99 of kentucky precincts reporting, clinton leads sanders by. 5 . Sanders thanked his supporters in both states. Let me also take this opportunity to say a word of thanks to the people of kentucky. [cheers] somethingd primary im not all that and these a