[ cheers applause ] it is an honor for you to be here welcome to the white house or as i call it maralago north [ laughter ] i have to tell you i was up all night tossing and turning and trying to answer the questions on everyones mind who is the mask singer i mean it could benbe anyone. I could be shannon dorothy lets get to it. It is time for my least favorite part any questions . Whos the whistleblower did you get my story straight . Mike pence in the back room is saying mother, things are looking great. Hes hiding some where in the car. Who would have thought this huge hand would be caught in the cookie jar i know i took your vape pen weeks ago but now i need a hit i really would love one. Between the whistle blowing and my twitter over flowing, i feel like i am standing in deep and you know it is in the word but i could not. If there is a chance, pelosi comes up short i might stay afloat tonight [ applause ] i am not done, only i can say fired there is no fired, possibly Rudy Giul
[ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause hey thank you very mh. Please have a seat, welcome thank you. Enjoy yourself enjoy yourself welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show, baby steve yeah jimmy this is it [ cheers and applause come on. You guys, nick kroll is my guest tonight. We have [ cheers and applause Dennis Miller is here tonight. [ cheers and applause and professional gamer ninja is stopping by, yeah. [ cheers and applause thats such a cool job, professional gamer yeah when i went by his dressing room i saw playi a game on his phone, he was like, not now, dude. Im working. Okay [ laughter ] , guys, leaders from all over the world are descending on new york city for the u. N. General assembly its that special time of year when you can spot the king of belgium taking a selfie with spongebob in times square. [ light laughter ] thats right leaders from 193 countries will be in new york city for the next two w
Jimmy i love you welcome. [ cheers and applause hey i love you, welcome. Thank you for being here welcome everybody. Thank you. Have a seat. Enjoy yourself welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. [ cheers and applause you made it to the show. Give it up for the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause you guys, its the weekend and theres so much is going on. Avengers is in theaters. [ cheers and applause yeah theres an all new game of thrones. [ cheers and applause and the nfl draft is under way right now. [ cheers and applause at some point netflix is going to be like, where the hell did everyone go . Come on. [ laughter and applause binge me binge me please. Speaking of game of thrones, i heard this weekends episode has an epic battle scene thats not very Family Friendly [ cheers ] which is strange, because with all of the sex between brothers and sisters, i think the shows a little too Family Friendly just saying. [ laughter and appl
To rally against oakland mayor sheng thao as she gets ready to deliver state of the city address today. Well tell you the issues that they are demanding. But first focused on a safer San Francisco. We will go live to see how mayor london breed plans to improve Public Safety and her city. From the bay station, youre watching kron. And news. Thank you for joining us here on kron. 4 news at noon. Im justine waltman and well start with whats happening in San Francisco. As mayor london breed joined city officials and Community Leaders to announce a proposed say for San Francisco ballot measure. Its not going to happen until the march election, but that measure seeks to improve Public Safety kron. 4 Charles Clifford joins us now live from San Francisco with details here. So whats on this ballot measure . Charles . Well, here in San Francisco, a Public Safety is a big issue. Today. The mayor said the city will ask voters for some help in dealing with the problem. Good morning, everyone. On tu